Babylon Bee- Dems want to end the popular vote

[philip964]

Those are so funny!

[Rafe]

But, but... I actually like brussels sprouts! Uncle Brandon would be much farther down my list of least favorite vegetables. I think I'd rank him just under turnips.

[philip964]

https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1752 ... 76254?s=46

Satanism is now a protected class. So naturally now…

https://babylonbee.com/news/president-x ... commission

President Xi now appointed to San Fransisco elections commissions.

[The Annoyed Man]

https://x.com/thebabylonbee/status/1752 ... 76254?s=46

Satanism is now a protected class. So naturally now…

If you replace the "x" in "x.com" with "twitter" the whole tweet displays here.

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-warn ... pen-border

[Rafe]

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-warn ... pen-border

Jackson said police are still trying to determine what is causing the spike in crime in Athens and around the country but just to be safe they recommend women who wish to go jogging by themselves avoid the area within a 2,000-mile radius of the location where millions of people are streaming into the country completely unchecked.

"Again, we refer the public to mainstream media reports reassuring the public that this incident had nothing to do with illegal immigration and that it's mostly the fault of women who think they can just leave their houses without putting themselves in danger. It's definitely not the stream of who-knows-who coming across our southern border."

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcconnell-a ... ng-senator

About McConnell

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-shocking ... -they-want

SCOTUS ends democracy with new ruling.

[Paladin]

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-shocking ... -they-want

SCOTUS ends democracy with new ruling.

LOL, BabylonBee has a lot of material to work with when satire and truth are the same

[Grayling813]

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-shocking ... -they-want

SCOTUS ends democracy with new ruling.

LOL, BabylonBee has a lot of material to work with when satire and truth are the same

You can never be sure when KJP speaks whether it was a WH briefing or a Babylon Bee article.

"We've never seen democracy in such danger," said black and gay White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is black and gay. "Today's ruling from the Supreme Court now adds credence to the belief held by fringe extremists that they are allowed to select the candidate they want in an election. This is terrifying."

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-instr ... onvict-him

Judge instructs jurors they need not believe Trump is guilty to convict him.

[philip964]

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-pr ... nvict-them

Nobody is above the law

[puma guy]

Biden Wakes Up From Nap, Asks If He Missed Anything

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-wakes ... d-anything

[Paladin]

Its starting to get harder and harder to tell if what is Satire: Secret Service Director Resigns In Disgrace For Failing To Assassinate Trump

[philip964]

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1833906281062506728

Elon tries, but Babylon Bee really nails Taylor Swift.