Really bad jokes
Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:32 pm
Not dirty jokes - but jokes that are so bad you don't want to laugh but then do because they are just exactly 'that bad' ...
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Three strings are sitting at a table in a dark corner of a bar. Behind the bar is a big sign that says "No Strings Served!" Nobody will come and take their order. The strings are grumbling amongst themselves about how unfair the situation is.
One string says to the other two "I've had enough - I'm gonna go get me a drink." He walks up to the bar and says "Hey Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The strings says "Yeah - I'm a string - what of it?" The bartenders says "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." So the string goes and sits back down.
This fires the other two up. Another one gets up and walks to the bar and says "Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The strings says "No, I'm not a string - why do you ask?" Bartender says "I'm afraid I will need to see some ID because we are not allowed to served strings here." So he goes and sit's back down too.
Finally, the third string says to the other two "Just watch". He takes a moment to tousle the fibers on the top of his head. He twist his arms together and his legs together a bit. He hobbles up to the bar and says "Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The string replies "Nope! I'm afraid not!"
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Three strings are sitting at a table in a dark corner of a bar. Behind the bar is a big sign that says "No Strings Served!" Nobody will come and take their order. The strings are grumbling amongst themselves about how unfair the situation is.
One string says to the other two "I've had enough - I'm gonna go get me a drink." He walks up to the bar and says "Hey Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The strings says "Yeah - I'm a string - what of it?" The bartenders says "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." So the string goes and sits back down.
This fires the other two up. Another one gets up and walks to the bar and says "Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The strings says "No, I'm not a string - why do you ask?" Bartender says "I'm afraid I will need to see some ID because we are not allowed to served strings here." So he goes and sit's back down too.
Finally, the third string says to the other two "Just watch". He takes a moment to tousle the fibers on the top of his head. He twist his arms together and his legs together a bit. He hobbles up to the bar and says "Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The string replies "Nope! I'm afraid not!"
