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the arrogance of authority

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:51 pm
by The Mad Moderate
I got this in an e-mail , though I would share







Subject: Bull

The Arrogance of Authority

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:56 pm
by sugar land dave
Thanks for a hearty laugh! "rlol"

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:18 pm
by Scott in Houston
I read that aloud to my wife as well. We're both still laughing. "rlol"

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:36 am
by OldCurlyWolf
Old but still funny.

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:05 am
by speedsix
...wouldahadda be a Fed!!!

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:39 am
by The Annoyed Man
In a reverse of life imitating art...
"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall."

Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 B.C.
By the way, that was taken from a speech he made on the Roman budget.

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:00 am
by BobCat
"the more things change, the more they remain the same"...good reason to not-let-it-get-to-you - been that way, will be that way, no point in gettin' mad...

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:56 pm
by Mando'a
Good one, LL!

Never heard that one before.

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:11 pm
by zero4o3
OldCurlyWolf wrote:Old but still funny.
:iagree: :rolll

Re: the arrogance of authority

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:12 pm
by i8godzilla
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