YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???

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YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???

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Even the mosquitoes aren't bittin' :txflag:
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When I am in Canada for last 5 weeks!
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When you get eggs at the store and by the time you get home they're sunny side up
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When there are more bubbles in the asphalt on the driveway than in your 3-year old grandson's bath!
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When nobody shows up to shop at Home Depot because it's too hot to walk across the parking lot.
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When someone makes a thread on TexasCHLforum about how hot it is in Texas. :mrgreen:
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Even the catfish have ticks on them.
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...you turn on the sprinkler to water your yard and the grass never gets wet.
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........you see 2 fire hydrants fighting over a dog. :biggrinjester:
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When The Annoyed Man becomes slighty more annoyed.
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USA1 wrote:When The Annoyed Man becomes slighty more annoyed.
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When you get in your truck to go home after work and the overhead temp display says, "UNCLE".
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The corn in the deer feeder pops.
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apostate wrote:The corn in the deer feeder pops.

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