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YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:54 pm
by RAM4171
Even the mosquitoes aren't bittin'

Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:55 pm
by Beiruty
When I am in Canada for last 5 weeks!
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:57 pm
by RAM4171
When you get eggs at the store and by the time you get home they're sunny side up
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:05 pm
by Pug
When there are more bubbles in the asphalt on the driveway than in your 3-year old grandson's bath!

Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:14 pm
by jimlongley
When nobody shows up to shop at Home Depot because it's too hot to walk across the parking lot.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:18 pm
by USA1
When someone makes a thread on TexasCHLforum about how hot it is in Texas.

Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:26 pm
by C-dub
Even the catfish have ticks on them.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:27 pm
by Target1911
...you turn on the sprinkler to water your yard and the grass never gets wet.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:30 pm
by Tregs
........you see 2 fire hydrants fighting over a dog.

Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:30 pm
by USA1
When The Annoyed Man becomes slighty more annoyed.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:47 pm
by mikeintexas
USA1 wrote:When The Annoyed Man becomes slighty more annoyed.

Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:52 pm
by Pawpaw
When you get in your truck to go home after work and the overhead temp display says, "UNCLE".
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:14 pm
by apostate
The corn in the deer feeder pops.
Re: YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 10:30 pm
by A-R
apostate wrote:The corn in the deer feeder pops.
