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Things I've learned about Batman

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1. A CHL is not a Batman license.
2. If you go see a Batman movie you need to carry.
3. If go see a Batman movie and carry, make sure no one sees what you are carrying.
4. After watching part of the Batman movie marathon yesterday, I learned that Batman is really cheesy and there is no need to go see a Batman movie.
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jmra wrote:1. A CHL is not a Batman license.
2. If you go see a Batman movie you need to carry.
3. If go see a Batman movie and carry, make sure no one sees what you are carrying.
4. After watching part of the Batman movie marathon yesterday, I learned that Batman is really cheesy and there is no need to go see a Batman movie.
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And you're just now learning this? :lol:
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I used to like Batman, before they started making Batman movies.
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jmra wrote:1. A CHL is not a Batman license.
2. If you go see a Batman movie you need to carry.
3. If go see a Batman movie and carry, make sure no one sees what you are carrying.
4. After watching part of the Batman movie marathon yesterday, I learned that Batman is really cheesy and there is no need to go see a Batman movie.
Excellent list.

And WildBill, I agree with you, too... :thumbs2:

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WildBill wrote:I used to like Batman, before they started making Batman movies.
I'm the other way around (except Christian Bale's growly voice is ridiculous). Haven't seen the new one yet though.
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Dave2 wrote:
WildBill wrote:I used to like Batman, before they started making Batman movies.
I'm the other way around (except Christian Bale's growly voice is ridiculous). Haven't seen the new one yet though.
You mean like this? " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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steve817 wrote:
Dave2 wrote:
WildBill wrote:I used to like Batman, before they started making Batman movies.
I'm the other way around (except Christian Bale's growly voice is ridiculous). Haven't seen the new one yet though.
You mean like this? " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"rlol" Yes, like that :mrgreen:
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I'm just going to leave this here with you guys!

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Batman was cheesy in 1943.
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[quote="BritOnTour"]I'm just going to leave this here with you guys!

Now I'm confused, If I have my Batman license do I need to shave my mustache?? ;-)
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rwg3 wrote:
BritOnTour wrote:I'm just going to leave this here with you guys!

Now I'm confused, If I have my Batman license do I need to shave my mustache?? ;-)
Yes. Wait, maybe... depends if it's creepy or cool.
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