Wacky Liberal Sayings

[Jusme]

A topic tangent, in another thread got me to thinking about some of the crazy things Liberals have said over the years, and rather than continue on a thread hijack I started this one. I know that Liberals make us laugh, with some of the crazy things they say, so post any you remember or find, along with the quoted person's name, so they get full credit.


" Every month that we don't have an economic recovery package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs" Nancy Pelosi

"During my service, in the United States Congress, I took the initiative to invent the internet." Al Gore

[puma guy]

Regarding the addition of 8,000 Marines to the population of Guam
"Yeah, my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize." Hank Johnson, US Congressman, GA

"We have to pass the bill to see what's in it." Nancy Pelosi

[bblhd672]

“We have martial law. What that means – and my colleagues know what it means – is that you can put a bill on in just minutes.” - Sheila Jackson Lee

[apostate]

"Gentlemen, let's get the thing straight, once and for all. The policeman isn't there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder."
- Richard J. Daley

[TexDotCom]

Another Hank Johnson quote for y'all:

"Imagine, Mr. Speaker, a world without balloons. How can we make sure that the injustice of there being no helium for comedians to get that high-pitched voice that we all hold near and dear to our hearts." - Hank Johnson, US House of Representatives, Georgia

[bblhd672]

“In the VA health care system, once people get in, the quality of care, the satisfaction rates for customers are actually better then in private sector health care.” - B. Hussein Obama

[bblhd672]

“Our system of government is a voluntary tax system.” - Crazy Harry Reid

[TexDotCom]

"If you've got a business – you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." - B. Hussein Obama

[Soccerdad1995]

"If you've got a business – you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." - B. Hussein Obama

Along the same lines

Those who have prospered and profited from life's lottery have a moral obligation to share their good fortune. - Dick Gephardt

[tbrown]

"Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door." - Birdshot Biden

[SRVVR]

Here's A RINO, but funny nonetheless.

"Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got… an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.
[…] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

US Senator Ted Stevens

[Oldgringo]

All of those who were quoted above were elected by a majority of non-thinking idiots more stupid than the quotees. TERM LIMITS!

[Captain Matt]

" a lot of people say there’s too much freedom. When personal freedom’s being abused, you have to move to limit it.” – Bill Clinton

All of those who were quoted above were elected by a majority of non-thinking idiots more stupid than the quotees. TERM LIMITS!

Politicians should serve two terms. One in office and one in prison.

[Pawpaw]

" a lot of people say there’s too much freedom. When personal freedom’s being abused, you have to move to limit it.” – Bill Clinton

All of those who were quoted above were elected by a majority of non-thinking idiots more stupid than the quotees. TERM LIMITS!

Politicians should serve two terms. One in office and one in prison.

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” ― Mark Twain

[K.Mooneyham]

“This is a ghost gun,” de Leon begins, holding an unloaded rifle in his hands. “This right here has the ability with a .30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. Thirty magazine clip in half a second.” --- California State Senator Kevin DeLeon, (D)