TSA says beware of implanted bombs

[KD5NRH]

One article said a woman might detonate explosives in her breast by pushing on her breast. So here's how you know if they believe this tall tale or if it's pure propaganda: when they think someone might be carrying explosives, do they walk up, pull them aside, feel their breasts and stick their hands down their pants? If so, you know it's part of the security theater and the threat is purely imaginary;

Sort of like the cops that check suspicious packages by poking at them and then keying up a radio while standing over them to call for the bomb squad?

[KD5NRH]

"Terrorists could replicate a cosmetic device, such as a breast or buttock implant".

Butt bombs??

Or, as I've said before, they could put one in several other places; part of the stomach, a kidney, (heck, both kidneys) the appendix, a lung, gall bladder...plenty of things you don't need if you're not planning to live much longer anyway.

[tacticool]

Butt bombs??

I think I've eaten at that restaurant.

[Excaliber]

It would be fast, effective, efficient, and cheaper, too.

You now have four good reasons why you'll never see it under the current administration.

Elections have consequences.

Which elections? Bush and his herd of RINOS were doing pretty much the same thing before Obama took his place. The inconvenient truth is neither R nor D has obeyed the constitution for a long time, and We The People have allowed domestic enemies of the constitution to keep abusing their positions of power.

All elections have consequences.

We're currently seeing a crescendo of bad results from decades of poor electoral choices.

[VoiceofReason]

I guess I won’t be flying unless it is an emergency. I have so many implants, it’s getting scary.

[boba]

I guess I won’t be flying unless it is an emergency. I have so many implants, it’s getting scary.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[OldCurlyWolf]

I guess I won’t be flying unless it is an emergency. I have so many implants, it’s getting scary.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I haven't flown in 11 years. Unless absolutely a necessity, I do not plan to fly commercial again until the TSA is totally destroyed as an agency and most of its' denizens are placed in the federal pen of the citizen's choice.

[speedsix]

...me, either, and I ain't goin' to no proms on a Greyhound, neither...