Zombie fight

[anygunanywhere]

Weapon: A B52 armed with a 10 megaton bomb

Music: Flight of the Valkiries

Hat: The one Slim Pickens wore at the end of "Doctor Strangelove, or How I learned to Love the Bomb" (hint: it looks a lot like the one in my avatar...)

Love the hat.

[The Annoyed Man]

Weapon: A B52 armed with a 10 megaton bomb

Music: Flight of the Valkiries

Hat: The one Slim Pickens wore at the end of "Doctor Strangelove, or How I learned to Love the Bomb" (hint: it looks a lot like the one in my avatar...)

Love the hat.

Thank you. Men want one like it. Women want to be with it. Zombies fear it. I haven't been bothered by a zombie in ages.

[Beiruty]

Directed-energy infantry swarm denial system.

[bigge]

red rider begun

bodies

hard hat with a suction cup wind up ley

[bdgyeah]

Weapon: Hillary Clinton Pants Suit
Song: You Can't touch this--MC Hammer
Hat: Hijab

[Mike S]

Weapon: 10 Gurkha Soldiers (after all, it's only 100 zombies...)

Song: "Let the Zombies Hit the Floor" (sang to the tune of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor", by Drowning Pool)

Hat: a nomex balaclava ('cause it's going to get messy, & nobody wants that on their face...)

[anygunanywhere]

Weapon: 10 Gurkha Soldiers (after all, it's only 100 zombies...)

Song: "Let the Zombies Hit the Floor" (sang to the tune of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor", by Drowning Pool)

Hat: a nomex baclava ('cause it's going to get messy, & nobody wants that on their face...)

You're going to wear a greek desert on your head?

[ShepherdTX]

Weapon: GAU-8 Avenger

Song: This one :)


Hat: Gonna need a flight helmet for this one.

[Skiprr]

Love the hat.

Thank you. Men want one like it. Women want to be with it. Zombies fear it. I haven't been bothered by a zombie in ages.

And here, all this time, I thought it was the beard that was the zombie frightener. So I started growing one for no reason?

[Mike S]

Weapon: 10 Gurkha Soldiers (after all, it's only 100 zombies...)

Song: "Let the Zombies Hit the Floor" (sang to the tune of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor", by Drowning Pool)

Hat: a nomex baclava ('cause it's going to get messy, & nobody wants that on their face...)

You're going to wear a greek desert on your head?

Touche. I'll edit to un-correct the auto-correct...

[tbrown]

Weapon: spear

Song:

Hat: magic helmet

[The Annoyed Man]

Love the hat.

Thank you. Men want one like it. Women want to be with it. Zombies fear it. I haven't been bothered by a zombie in ages.

And here, all this time, I thought it was the beard that was the zombie frightener. So I started growing one for no reason?

No, the beard just frightens small dogs and children. And you grew the beard because you're a man. It's what men do.

[Skiprr]

No, the beard just frightens small dogs and children. And you grew the beard because you're a man. It's what men do.

Despite the lesser value of the beard than I believed, I may not shave it off...at least not just yet. Where's that Honest Amish Classic Beard Oil when you need it?

Are you sure that doesn't frighten zombies?

[The Annoyed Man]

No, the beard just frightens small dogs and children. And you grew the beard because you're a man. It's what men do.

Despite the lesser value of the beard than I believed, I may not shave it off...at least not just yet. Where's that Honest Amish Classic Beard Oil when you need it?

Are you sure that doesn't frighten zombies?

I use Moroccan Oil my own self. It contains frankincense and myrrh, so I anoint myself every morning. Women love how it smells. My beard requires no glitter to enhance its wonder. Babies and puppies like to hide their faces in it. It is soft and full, and contains no rodents, insects, or old soup and sammich trimmings. Santa Claus modeled his beard after mine. If Chuck Norris had my beard, he wouldn't need to hide a fist in it, as the universe would simply surrender to its magnificence. My beard is a simple and humble beard, full of truth and hidden meanings, and devoid of all hyperbole. It simply is, and in so being, it conquers all.