WallyWalk

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

I gotta quit checking up on the site at lunch! I think a french fry just came out of my nose this time!!! NICE PICS!!! Way to put forth the extra effort!

[Monkey404error]

I have some questons for when I do my wally-walk. One of the requirements is to get something from the top shelf to test and make sure that you dont stretch past what your shirt can conceal. I don't know how I can accomplish this as I am 6'6 and reaching for stuff on the top shelf doesn't make me lift my arms above my head. Ok so it was the one queston, but do I have to substitute something else because of this?

[longtooth]

Well, the frys at Mickey D's are not as greasy as the nachos, but you have earned the right to be a member of the esteemed league of Wally-Walking CHL's! Now, it wasn't that bad was it?? Congrats!!

Now, go take a Lipitor for your increased cholesterol from the large fries!!

Always wondered where we old heads are ranked since there was no such thing as a Wally Walk when we started.

Are we grandfathered in???

[longhorn_92]

I submit the following into evidence in pursuit of the return of my man card:

THE AMMUNITION PURCHASE:


THE GREASY FOOD PURCHASE (This particular store does not sell nachos, but there is a Mickey Dee's inside):


The Defense rests.

What say ye?........

Man Card is returned!

I submit to you all - That Annoyed Man is fully credited and that there is no grief given to him for at least 6 mo's (no matter what) - do I hear a motion? do I hear a second?....

That was awesome !

[The Annoyed Man]

What say ye?........

Man Card is returned!

I submit to you all - That Annoyed Man is fully credited and that there is no grief given to him for at least 6 mo's (no matter what) - do I hear a motion? do I hear a second?....

That was awesome !

THANKEE, THANKEE, THANKEE.

[camjr]

Annoyed Man, what did you tell your obviously willing costars/Wally World employees to get them to pose with you?

You sir, are a genius!

Unfortunately, I broke protocol myself. My first carry trip after the plastic arrived was to Lowes. That should pass the man-card test, although it was the garden/nursery section. I did run through tools and power equipment so I wouldn't feel insecure with my masculinity . Having said that, Wally World was #2.

[adendel]

Not onl;y did the Annoyed Man go to Wally's, he Actually found someone to sell him ammo in sporting goods. Now, that's the extra effort folks.

I'm with LRB -- How on earth did you find anyone to pose with you in the ammo area at the Grapevine Wally's????

[The Annoyed Man]

Not onl;y did the Annoyed Man go to Wally's, he Actually found someone to sell him ammo in sporting goods. Now, that's the extra effort folks.

I'm with LRB -- How on earth did you find anyone to pose with you in the ammo area at the Grapevine Wally's????

I told them a white lie.

I told each person that I was part of a "treasure hunting game," and that I had to go out and buy a list of specific things, among which were the ammo and the fries, and that I had to have my picture taken with them, actually buying the product in question, as proof that I had actually bought the stuff. I asked them both if they would mind my including them in the picture. I did not tell them that I would be posting the pics on the web, which is why I blacked out part of their faces, and in the case of the ammo guy, blurred out his Walmart ID card. BTW, they were both willing and enthusiastic participants.

Well, maybe the lie wasn't so white, but it sure was fun!

Will someone please pray for me?

[adendel]

I told them a white lie.

Ahh...nice. I knew it had to be something creative...

Gonna hit the N. Ft. Worth Wallys tonight. Will see how that goes.