so we're sitting in Wendys and i tell my wife and kids that i have to keep my eye on the door
in case a bad guy comes in .
my son said .."yeah , some guy is gonna come in and order , and reach into his jacket for his wallet ,
and dads gonna yell " FREEZE !!" while flipping the table up and opening fire .
then when the dust clears , there will be bullet holes in the walls and ceiling
while the man is just standing there looking shocked wondering what just happened "

i told him " son nobody wears a jacket in the summer "
