Really bad jokes

[terryg]

Not dirty jokes - but jokes that are so bad you don't want to laugh but then do because they are just exactly 'that bad' ...

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Three strings are sitting at a table in a dark corner of a bar. Behind the bar is a big sign that says "No Strings Served!" Nobody will come and take their order. The strings are grumbling amongst themselves about how unfair the situation is.

One string says to the other two "I've had enough - I'm gonna go get me a drink." He walks up to the bar and says "Hey Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The strings says "Yeah - I'm a string - what of it?" The bartenders says "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." So the string goes and sits back down.

This fires the other two up. Another one gets up and walks to the bar and says "Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The strings says "No, I'm not a string - why do you ask?" Bartender says "I'm afraid I will need to see some ID because we are not allowed to served strings here." So he goes and sit's back down too.

Finally, the third string says to the other two "Just watch". He takes a moment to tousle the fibers on the top of his head. He twist his arms together and his legs together a bit. He hobbles up to the bar and says "Bartender, draw me a beer." The bartender says "Are you a string?" The string replies "Nope! I'm afraid not!"

[MoJo]

GROAN!

[chartreuse]

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve food."

[Warhammer]

A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartend looks up and says, "What is this... a joke?"

[Pacific Job]

Two men were walking down the street. The first man walked into a bar. The second man ducked.

[Warhammer]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

[A-R]

The firearms laws in Kalifornia.

[terryg]

The firearms laws in Kalifornia.

That's decidedly NOT funny ...

[A-R]

The firearms laws in Kalifornia.

That's decidedly NOT funny ...

yes, but their laws are definitely a "really bad joke"

[pbwalker]

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage

[terryg]

The firearms laws in Kalifornia.

That's decidedly NOT funny ...

yes, but their laws are definitely a "really bad joke"

Ahhh - true.

[Warhammer]

What do you call a fish without an eye?











"Fsh."

[Carry-a-Kimber]

A Kodiac Bear walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Bear says "I'll have a beer...................................and a shot of bourbon"
Bartender asks "Why the big pause?"

[68Charger]

1. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little 'boogie' in it.

2. How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You Poker-Face.

3. What did one glove say to the other glove? I glove you.

[Warhammer]

A satellite dish and a TV antenna meet on a roof and fall in love. Soon the decide to get married and invite all their friends to the wedding. The ceremony wasn't much...










Wait for it...














but the reception was awesome!