Ways to tell if you are a gun nut

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Re: Ways to tell if you are a gun nut

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HotLeadSolutions wrote:You know you are a gun nut when you start calculating the cost everyday items in boxes of ammo. "Man I would really like to have that (sofa, A/C, new TV) but do you know how many boxes of .40 cal that would buy?"
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TexasGal wrote:When you are at a large family gathering and the subject of guns comes up. Every single person in the room turns their gaze in your direction :oops:
That one made me laugh out loud... "rlol"

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When the vending machine items get stuck, you consider that an FTE.

You disassociate with all of your friends named "Brady"...just in case.

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You get upset when your wife starts talking about "clips" before you realize she's actually talking about the things for her hair. :oops:
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instead of your baby's pic on your sreensaver, you have your other "babies".
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You keep track of how many rounds people have left in action movies.
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I don't know where it would go on the list, but....

X) I belong to an online gun forum. :mrgreen:
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The Annoyed Man wrote:I don't know where it would go on the list, but....

X) I belong to an online gun forum. :mrgreen:
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The Annoyed Man wrote:I don't know where it would go on the list, but....

X) I belong to an online gun forum. :mrgreen:
A forum?! I have a whole tab of bookmarks for various gun forums and blogs I read/scan on a daily basis. :biggrinjester:
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74novaman wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:I don't know where it would go on the list, but....

X) I belong to an online gun forum. :mrgreen:
A forum?! I have a whole tab of bookmarks for various gun forums and blogs I read/scan on a daily basis. :biggrinjester:
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LongHairedRedneck wrote:When the two closest gun shops are saved contacts in your phone.
Sheepdawg wrote:You keep track of how many rounds people have left in action movies.
can2boy wrote:instead of your baby's pic on your sreensaver, you have your other "babies".
TexasGal wrote:When you are at a large family gathering and the subject of guns comes up. Every single person in the room turns their gaze in your direction
I'm glad I'm not the only one!
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TexasGal wrote:When everybody in your family is on Facebook every day but you are on gun forums. :thumbs2:

When your "favorites" list on your web browser is overwhelmingly filled with links to sites for guns, ammo, supplies, holsters, etc. :mrgreen:
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TexasGal wrote:When you are at a large family gathering and the subject of guns comes up. Every single person in the room turns their gaze in your direction :oops:
No. That's my dad. :lol:
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When some one asks you how many guns you own, and you shrug and say "I have no idea."
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WildBill wrote:When some one asks you how many guns you own, and you shrug and say "I have no idea."
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It's true in my case, plus I love the reaction it gets...
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When you give up browsing your non-gun web sites because you spend all your time reading the gun forums. And you don't even miss the other sites.
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Re: Ways to tell if you are a gun nut

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pbwalker wrote:
WildBill wrote:When some one asks you how many guns you own, and you shrug and say "I have no idea."
:thumbs2:

It's true in my case, plus I love the reaction it gets...
Awesome. I'll be MORE than happy to get rid of them for you. Especially your 1911's. :)
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