Ways to tell if you are a gun nut

[CrimsonSoul]

When the two closest gun shops are saved contacts in your phone, they know you by first name and they call to check on you if you have not been in there in a week.

The gun shop right down the road from me is owned and operated entirely by an old high school friends parents (and him and his sisters, etc) does that count?

[Sheepdawg]

This one just happen to me a few hours ago.
Wake up not feeling well. The heart isn't feeling so hot. You go to the E.R. because your are thinking it is a heart attack. While you are laying there hooked to monitors and and getting an EKG, you are actually worried that this is going to mess up your plans of going to the range today.

They said I was have palpitations and I will be ok. Look out range here I come!

Wow, man, you have a pretty chipper attitude. That would scare me to half to death. Enh, maybe you're just tougher. Glad you can do the banana dance now. :)

[FL450]

When your gun collection is bigger than your wife's shoe collection.
When your pull out your pictures on your phone and you show pictures of your guns instead of your family. Guilty

[Katygunnut]

When your gun collection is bigger than your wife's shoe collection.

I think this just means that you have a great wife.

[74novaman]

When your pull out your pictures on your phone and you show pictures of your guns instead of your family. Guilty

The background on my phone right now is one of my AKs.

[stevie_d_64]

"...If you buy a .50 Barrett, and your first thought is how the heck am I going to get this into the airplanes overhead bin compartment, you might be a gun-nut..."

[FL450]

When your gun collection is bigger than your wife's shoe collection.

I think this just means that you have a great wife.

That I do, bty one gun is hers

[slowpoke]

When your favorite gun shop sends you thank you notes, for being
a valued customer.

[Divided Attention]

You think... hmmmm what gun should I wear today instead of the outfit....

[bigmoney]

You think... hmmmm what gun should I wear today instead of the outfit....

maybe when you match your ear rings to your pistol grips?
Or match the holster to the belt and/or shoes, even if no one is going to see it?

on a different scale....

When you get tattoos of your gun names/models, but not your kids or wife/husband.

[texanron]

You sold your golf clubs so as to buy another firearm.

[PBratton]

When your favorite gun shop sends you thank you notes, for being
a valued customer.

When your favorite Gun Shop sends you a Get Well card 'cuz they haven't seen you in a few days.

[Katygunnut]

You think... hmmmm what gun should I wear today instead of the outfit....

Or match the holster to the belt and/or shoes, even if no one is going to see it?

I agonized over the right color for my VM2 IWB holster because I really like the look of the tan, but I don't have any belts or shoes that color (all of mine are a darker brown). All this despite the fact that I never intend to wear that holster in a "tucked" fasion and no one will ever see any part of it.

[cougartex]

[pnctar]

When everybody in your family is on Facebook every day but you are on gun forums.
When your "favorites" list on your web browser is overwhelmingly filled with links to sites for guns, ammo, supplies, holsters, etc.
When you are at a large family gathering and the subject of guns comes up. Every single person in the room turns their gaze in your direction

Been there ... done that!! AND it ain't changed ...