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OldSchool
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#376
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by OldSchool Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:19 pm
sjfcontrol wrote: OldSchool wrote:
24 hours, last I heard, but the BLS may change the rules.
Not sure what the BLS is, but it's only 24 hours at midnight. Therefore tomorrow comes right soon!
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The folks who give a number one week, then always revise it -- and always worse -- the next week.
So, it wouldn't be surprising if they said a day was 24 hours, then later said it was really 23.5....
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VoiceofReason
Banned Posts in topic: 53 Posts: 1748 Joined: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:38 pmLocation: South Texas
#377
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by VoiceofReason Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:26 pm
Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
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WildBill
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#378
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by WildBill Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:30 pm
VoiceofReason wrote: Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
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The Mad Moderate
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#379
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by The Mad Moderate Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:34 pm
WildBill wrote: VoiceofReason wrote: Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
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WildBill
Senior Member Posts in topic: 68 Posts: 17350 Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:53 pmLocation: Houston
#380
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by WildBill Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:35 pm
loadedliberal wrote: WildBill wrote: VoiceofReason wrote: Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
Now?
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VoiceofReason
Banned Posts in topic: 53 Posts: 1748 Joined: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:38 pmLocation: South Texas
#381
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by VoiceofReason Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:52 pm
Pope facepalm.
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OldSchool
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#382
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by OldSchool Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:12 pm
WildBill wrote: loadedliberal wrote: WildBill wrote: VoiceofReason wrote: Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
Now?
No, the present would be a faster keyboard....
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The Mad Moderate
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#383
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by The Mad Moderate Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:14 pm
OldSchool wrote: WildBill wrote: loadedliberal wrote: WildBill wrote: VoiceofReason wrote: Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
Now?
No, the present would be a faster keyboard....
It was meant as a joke folks.
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sjfcontrol
Senior Member Posts in topic: 327 Posts: 6267 Joined: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:14 amLocation: Flint, TX
#384
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by sjfcontrol Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:29 pm
There are no jokes in this thread-- only jokers.
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The Annoyed Man
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#385
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by The Annoyed Man Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:34 pm
loadedliberal wrote: WildBill wrote: VoiceofReason wrote: Any way you look at it, tomorrow today will be yesterday.
But yesterday's gone.
Which leads to the question if one second from now is the future and I typed that in the past what is the present.
If a hen can lay an egg an hour, and if a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in an hour and-a-half, how many monkeys does it take to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
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VoiceofReason
Banned Posts in topic: 53 Posts: 1748 Joined: Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:38 pmLocation: South Texas
#386
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by VoiceofReason Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:40 pm
Depends on what day of the week it is.
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RttlTrap
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#387
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by RttlTrap Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:51 pm
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Skiprr
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#388
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by Skiprr Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:53 pm
RttlTrap wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Wot? An African or a European swallow?
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Lonest4r
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#389
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by Lonest4r Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:56 pm
Skiprr wrote: RttlTrap wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Wot? An African or a European swallow?
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OldSchool
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#390
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by OldSchool Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:03 pm
RttlTrap wrote: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cannot derive velocity from airspeed, which requires a triple-loop overhand integration, with a cube root of the color at that moment.
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