BLG wrote:sjfcontrol wrote:USA1 wrote:I sense some kind of trick about to occur.sjfcontrol wrote:Question two of four...How do you put a rhinoceros in a refrigerator?
Open the refrigerator, put in the rhinoceros and close the door.
WRONG! the steps are....
1) open the refr. door
2) remove the giraffe
3) put the rino in
4) close the door!
Question three of four-- they get more complex now.
The Lion King calls a meeting of all the animals. One animal doesn't show up. Which animal misses the meeting?
The rino, he's in the refridgerator.
Very good! Now, here's the final of the four questions. For security purposes, it has been kept in a number 2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnals front porch since noon today!
It is the hardest of the four questions, so boys and girls, you'll really need to put your thinking cap on.
You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?