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Re: Trying something out

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...people were riding the alligator first???
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speedsix wrote:
VoiceofReason wrote:
WildBill wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?
To get to the other side! Nope, wrong joke. :biggrinjester:
To show the opossum it could be done.

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Why did the armadillo cross the road????

Doesn’t work. :evil2:
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Re: Trying something out

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...YOU go out and try to get a job with a face like that...
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Re: Trying something out

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tick tock - tick tock - tick tock

guess what comes next?
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terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock

guess what comes next?
tick tock?
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Re: Trying something out

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...CUCKOO???
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KABOOM!!??
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water-gator...

I wonder if aligators are scared of spiders? Rarely does one see them together. :confused5
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Re: Trying something out

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terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock

guess what comes next?
If you're referring to Captain Hook -- that was a crocodile.
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paulhailes wrote:
terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock

guess what comes next?
tick tock?
Correct . Athough I like the Captain Hook reference.
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Re: Trying something out

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sjfcontrol wrote:
terryg wrote:tick tock - tick tock - tick tock

guess what comes next?
If you're referring to Captain Hook -- that was a crocodile.
Now this is a crocodile:

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Re: Trying something out

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i8godzilla wrote: Now this is a crocodile:

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I wouldn't want to meet up with that one in a dark alley. Although you could make a pretty good size pair of shoes out of him.
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Re: Trying something out

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LikesShinyThings wrote:
i8godzilla wrote: Now this is a crocodile:

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I wouldn't want to meet up with that one in a dark alley. Although you could make a pretty good size pair of shoes out of him.
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LikesShinyThings wrote:
i8godzilla wrote: Now this is a crocodile:

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I wouldn't want to meet up with that one in a dark alley. Although you could make a pretty good size pair of shoes out of him.
And belt, wallet, holster, pimp hat, ect.
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Re: Trying something out

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bisque and boots
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