Trying something out
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AndyC wrote:Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?
Wonder no more!!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes
in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow..."
Then they kick him in the ice hole.
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OK -- Give us your absolute worst! (within the rules, of course!)AndyC wrote:I have worse ones
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Don't encourage him.sjfcontrol wrote:OK -- Give us your absolute worst! (within the rules, of course!)AndyC wrote:I have worse ones
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I’m outa coffee. Don’t post anything til I get back.
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I'm back. I walk with a cane so it took a while.
Bunch of real considerate folks on this forum.
Bunch of real considerate folks on this forum.
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I love it.sjfcontrol wrote:!*”#
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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel...AndyC wrote:"Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow..."
Then they kick him in the ice hole.
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It only cost $35 to write a million dollar CHECK.
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Czech Polka anyone?
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