Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

[baldeagle]

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2012 ... rting.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Hilarity ensues.

[Keith B]

You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

[recaffeination]

He should have pulled a lighter instead.

[The Annoyed Man]

I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Keith B]

I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And yours got locked.

[recaffeination]

[hi-power]

I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And yours got locked.

You mean you cut one of TAM's posts?

[WildBill]

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2012 ... rting.html

Hilarity ensues.

This story proves that men over 60 will do stupid things without regard for consequences.

[anygunanywhere]

One should not have to apologize for the body's natural processes.

Pull my finger.

Anygunanywhere

[talltex]

You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

[Keith B]

You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body?

[The Annoyed Man]

I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And yours got locked.

You mean you cut one of TAM's posts?

Keith B graciously unlocked it when I explained what I was trying to do.

[The Annoyed Man]

One should not have to apologize for the body's natural processes.

Pull my finger.

Anygunanywhere

That lends new meaning to "Any gun, any where."

[WildBill]

You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body?

I would argue in court that it's biological, not chemical.

[The Annoyed Man]

You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body?

I would argue in court that it's biological, not chemical.

I would argue that it is biochemical.