There's some truth to that.steveincowtown wrote:If an LEO wants to arrest me for failing to signal, I hope he doesn't mind my laughter on the ride, the Judges laughter in court, or his peer's laughter for the next few days at work.
Protip - If a Federal Protective Service Officer ever writes you a ticket for exceeding the 5 MPH speed limit in a federal building parking garage then the easiest way to handle it is to mail in the $35 fine when you get your follow-up paperwork in the mail.
If, however, you know how the system works and you want to have some fun, go ahead and accept your court date. You'll show up on the miscellaneous docket of one of the nearest Federal District Courts. Some poor schmuck from the U.S. Attorney's office will have to take the case. That guy will chase you down and do everything short of washing your car for the next year to get you to just the pay the fine and make the case go away. If you refuse, they'll most likely drop the charges right before the docket is called.
Why? I've testified in enough Federal District Courts to know that there's a very high probability that anyone from the U.S. Attorney's office who actually dares to waste the courts time on a $35 speeding ticket will earn a serious reaming from the judge and, worse, that judge will forever remember that attorney as "that idiot who wasted my time on a speeding ticket". No USA or SAUSA is willing to put themselves in that position; they're going to have to go back into that court in the future.
Worst case - you wind up spending $35 to get a priceless few minutes of entertainment. I speak from personal experience.
Protip 2 - The previous advice does not apply to other venues and roads where you can get federal speeding tickets. It especially does not apply to Forest Service tickets for riding your bike too fast on a trail.