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Pawpaw
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#511
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by Pawpaw » Wed May 21, 2014 9:21 pm
Selina Kyle wrote: If you pacifically ax me to do something, and I fail, try Atlantically axing me next time.
I fixed it for you.
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Selina Kyle
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#512
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by Selina Kyle » Wed May 21, 2014 9:58 pm
Pawpaw wrote: Selina Kyle wrote: If you pacifically ax me to do something, and I fail, try Atlantically axing me next time.
I fixed it for you.
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The Annoyed Man
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#513
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by The Annoyed Man » Wed May 21, 2014 11:12 pm
budroux2w wrote: The Annoyed Man wrote: THEIYR'RE
GrammarPolice.jpg
That ought to satisfy everyone.
May I
axe where you found that?
A Facebook friend of mine shared it today.
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WildBill
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#514
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by WildBill » Thu May 22, 2014 7:34 pm
No, you MAY NOT
axe me .
If you try, I will shoot you.
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jmra
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#515
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by jmra » Thu May 22, 2014 9:41 pm
WildBill wrote: No, you MAY NOT
axe me .
If you try, I will shoot you.
Dead, graveyard dead!
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hillfighter
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#516
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by hillfighter » Fri May 23, 2014 5:25 pm
Pawpaw wrote: Selina Kyle wrote: If you pacifically ax me to do something, and I fail, try Atlantically axing me next time.
I fixed it for you.
Isn't a militaristic axe the opposite of a pacific axe?
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Abraham
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#517
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by Abraham » Sun May 25, 2014 10:27 am
"Nowdays" - ugh!
Also, a bit of a refresher: Alot and Noone aren't words. If you attempt to use them as words you should be punished.
However, if you dropped out of school before the second grade you're exempt.
WildBill
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#518
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by WildBill » Sun May 25, 2014 10:33 am
Abraham wrote: "Nowdays" - ugh!
Also, a bit of a refresher: Alot and Noone aren't words. If you attempt to use them as words you should be punished.
However, if you dropped out of school before the second grade you're exempt.
Your escused.
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Abraham
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#519
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by Abraham » Sun May 25, 2014 10:45 am
WildBill
I'm pulling out my nonexistent hair, but you're excused.
Selina Kyle
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#520
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by Selina Kyle » Tue May 27, 2014 9:36 am
Abraham wrote: "Nowdays" - ugh!
Also, a bit of a refresher: Alot and Noone aren't words. If you attempt to use them as words you should be punished.
However, if you dropped out of school before the second grade you're exempt.
I see "alot" all the time!
Another couple that make me bonkers....libarie and Valentime's Day.
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Abraham
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#521
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by Abraham » Tue May 27, 2014 10:15 am
"Ice Cream Comb"
Upon hearing this, I thought I'd misheard until she repeated it.
To top it off, she was a Dairy Queen employee.
WildBill
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#522
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by WildBill » Tue May 27, 2014 10:40 am
Abraham wrote: "Ice Cream Comb"
Upon hearing this, I thought I'd misheard until she repeated it.
To top it off, she was a Dairy Queen employee .
Maybe they use it to get all the hair out of their ice cream.
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puma guy
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#523
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by puma guy » Tue May 27, 2014 11:20 am
Abraham wrote: "Ice Cream Comb"
Upon hearing this, I thought I'd misheard until she repeated it.
To top it off, she was a Dairy Queen employee.
I understand your frustration. The stuff Dairy Queen serves in there combs isn't ice cream.
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Jaguar
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#524
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by Jaguar » Tue May 27, 2014 12:07 pm
Selina Kyle wrote: I see "alot" all the time!
I've probably used "alot" a lot of times, didn't realize how wrong I was. Guess it would be like saying "alittle".
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anygunanywhere
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#525
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by anygunanywhere » Tue May 27, 2014 12:27 pm
puma guy wrote: Abraham wrote: "Ice Cream Comb"
Upon hearing this, I thought I'd misheard until she repeated it.
To top it off, she was a Dairy Queen employee.
I understand your frustration. The stuff Dairy Queen serves in there combs isn't ice cream.
True, but a Blizzard with your favorite add-in on a hot summer evening is hard to beat. DQ is a Texas company too. Medium Cookie Dough Blizzard with extra stuff. Yumm!
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