Rhyme

[WildBill]

There was a young man named Larry
Who liked to post about Open Carry
He expressed his views a lot
until the replies he got were too hot
and the thread turned a little bit hairy

[PappaGun]

This morning I got in the shower
When a noise made me grab my hi-power
I went to see
But noticed with glee
That racking my slide caused him to flee

[PappaGun]

The Cowboys have no more Romo
This could be a problem, I don't know
I sill cling to my gun
We'll give Obama a run
And Tuesday will go down as a no-vote

[PappaGun]

I like fries n burgers whooo who!
I like 45 and 9 too
Maybe it's time to go shootin
But how do I put in
Time at the range and the Keller's drive thru?

[WildBill]

There was a young fellow named Keith
who tried to rustle some rancher's beef
he found a rope to catch him a steer
the rancher saw this and shot him in his rear
and that ended his career as a thief

[WildBill]

Joe Horn called 911 one night
the dispatcher told him to stay inside and sit tight
Old Joe racked his shotgun and didn't listen
and went outside to confront him
and Joe still thinks he did right

[PappaGun]

This rhyming thread has been fun thanks to rdcrags
WildBill can write em faster than I can load mags
Seems we could do this forever
But now I endeavor
To get off the couch and not drag

[WildBill]

This rhyming thread has been fun thanks to rdcrags
WildBill can write em faster than I can load mags
Seems we could do this forever
But now I endeavor
To get off the couch and not drag

I am not sure where they came from, but I'm on a roll. You're not too shabby yourself.

[rdcrags]

An Italian cop from Mexia
married a girl in Brea.
Now in L.A. patrolling,
he can often be heard extolling
“Go ahead, make-a my day-a.”


Will someone please stop me?

[snorri]

nineteen-eleven
in forty-five caliber
John Moses Browning

[WildBill]

An Italian cop from Mexia
married a girl in Brea.
Now in L.A. patrolling,
he can often be heard extolling
“Go ahead, make-a my day-a.”


Will someone please stop me?

Why? That's a good 'un.

[The Annoyed Man]

nineteen-eleven
in forty-five caliber
John Moses Browning

Gun haiku?

[WildBill]

A retired SF cop named Dirty Harry
thought under LEOSA he could carry
until he tried it in New York City
where he was promptly arrested, what a pity
and the judge sentenced him to Riker's, how scary

[PappaGun]

This rhyming thread has been fun thanks to rdcrags
WildBill can write em faster than I can load mags
Seems we could do this forever
But now I endeavor
To get off the couch and not drag

I am not sure where they came from, but I'm on a roll. You're not too shabby yourself.

Thanks WB.
It's fun.

[rdcrags]

While taking a letter to mail,
In concealing his gun he did fail.
while confused in the head,
he mailed the gun to the Fed,
and is spending some time in jail.