Al-Qaida Posts "Suicide Bomber" Help Wanted Ad

[Kythas]

I was wondering what the benefits would be like. Then I realized it's a temporary position, so there probably aren't any.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-p ... wanted-ad/

[snatchel]

I would present this idea:

Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:

If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.

Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?

[74novaman]

I would present this idea:

Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:

If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.

Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?

Brilliant!

[Kythas]

I would present this idea:

Suicide Bomber applicants would want to die. I would be perfectly fine with allowing them an alternative:

If you want to die that badly, they should volunteer for this forum as a test to finally settle the .380 v ANYCALIBER test. Finally we could get some real world, real time data on how effective a .380 ACP is.

Who is ready for the caliber war to finally-be-over?

This forum REALLY needs a "Like" button....

[RottenApple]

Well.... That's one way to improve the unemployment rate...

[SSGMWP]

There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

[74novaman]

There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

[Jumping Frog]

There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

Oh, you just made me throw up a little in my mouth . . . .

[77346]

There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

Too funny! You've made my day!

[sjfcontrol]

I was wondering what the benefits would be like. Then I realized it's a temporary position, so there probably aren't any.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/al-qaeda-p ... wanted-ad/

Two-weeks vacation after the successful completion of any assignment. The real question regards their health plan (for the unsuccessful assignments).

[MeMelYup]

There #1 benefit: 72 Liberal virgins. Pelosi, Napolitano, Sheila Jackson and the rest!

That's enough to gag a magot. You might throw in a couple of lying supreme court justices also.