"If I had known I was gonna live this long....

[The Annoyed Man]

This is it, from Bed Bath & Beyond:
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It has been reported that Elvis had one of these in his shower.

OK Bill, you caught me. I have been successfully flying below the radar lo all these years. Now I've got to come up with a new alias, dangit!

So The Annoyed Boy is taking me skeet shooting at Elm Fork today (weather permitting), and then he's going to man the barbecue.....apparently without my interfering supervision.....and then The Annoyed Woman tells me there are ribs and other goodies in store for me today, plus a couple more presents.

What could they be? Perhaps one of those "walk-in" bathtubs? A new cane? One of those bed-side comodes? I can't wait!

[The Annoyed Man]

So I called AndyC just before leaving the house to see if he wanted to join us for some rounds of skeet. He answered in the affirmative, and I asked him to give v-rog a call to see if he wanted to come too. The four of us met at Elm Fork, skeet range 5, and had a fun time calling one another's manhood and shooting skills into question. A good time was had by all. Of course a bad day of skeet is better than a good day at work. I beat my son all three rounds. That's all that counts.

Oh, by the way, y'all..... AndyC has a new nickname: "Skeetbot 9000", and his particular unit doesn't seem to have the emotion module installed. However, and despite that lack, my son concluded that he was very life-like. Kudos to the designers.

[Diesel42]

LOL!
I'm late 'cause this computer thingy and I don't always work well together.
Happy Birthday TAM!
Enjoy this and everyday.
Happy Trails! N

[olafpfj]

Happy birthday! !!

I am fond of saying ..."I'm too young to feel this old!!"

[The Annoyed Man]

Thanks for the pics Andy.......'specially the one with v-rog's butt in it..........although as you pointed out numerous time during the day, it's hard to miss.