Pick-up Golf Foursome

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The weather was great, the course perfect, my regular golf foursome members not available! The "Pro" says "We'll put together a foursome, have a Coke."
I don't remember their real names. They'll live on in my memory as "Cargo Shorts" "Range Ball" and "Discount Clubs".
"Cargo Shorts" never had a drive longer than 75 yards, perhaps he should rethink the spike less Birkenstocks. Although, watching him slide on the grass into a bunker a time or three was amusing.
"Range Ball" hit it a ton, just couldn't find a fairway with radar guidance. The 20 year old Titleist balls he was using were cut up worse than a beginners jack o' lantern. Luckily I had some "Rocks" in my bag that I gifted him with. His distance went up a bit and he made some fairways, he'll probably play those until someone gives him something else in a few years.
"Discount Clubs" was fascinated with my somewhat dated set of Taylor Made clubs. Other than his putter, I don't think he used his beyond the first hole, I wouldn't let him touch my Rossa.

I was close to the "Dark Side" many times and had to double up on my BP meds.
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I'm sure they have my name firmly imbedded in their memories also. "Crotchety Old Fart", " %&*@#$?< ", and "Snob Clothes" were mumbled a time or two as we made our jolly way along the links.

The moral of this story? Value your friends, they are a gift above price and make your life better and in ways you could never imagine!