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Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:47 pm
by sjfcontrol
Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:04 pm
by USA1
sjfcontrol wrote:Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Love it!!

Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:09 pm
by steveincowtown
this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.
IT WAS AWESOME!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:15 pm
by USA1
steveincowtown wrote:this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.
IT WAS AWESOME!
But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume?

Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:59 am
by i8godzilla
USA1 wrote:steveincowtown wrote:this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.
IT WAS AWESOME!
But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume?

He told the employer that the guy that was doing the job did not know what he was doing.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:11 pm
by terryg

Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:14 pm
by steveincowtown
terryg wrote:
Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...
I promise this story is true....
I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:32 pm
by i8godzilla
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:55 pm
by boba
USA1 wrote:steveincowtown wrote:this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.
IT WAS AWESOME!
But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume?

Affirmative action?
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:14 pm
by WildBill
steveincowtown wrote:
I promise this story is true....
I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:45 pm
by sjfcontrol
WildBill wrote:steveincowtown wrote:
I promise this story is true....
I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.
She must have been an ex-PETA executive!
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:21 pm
by SQLGeek
sjfcontrol wrote:WildBill wrote:steveincowtown wrote:
I promise this story is true....
I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.
She must have been an ex-PETA executive!
And then went to work for the Brady Bunch?

Re: Trying something out
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:33 am
by USA1
Mornin y'all
*yawn...scratch*

Re: Trying something out
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:50 am
by sjfcontrol
For your Good Morning...
I proposed
To Ida
Ida refused
Ida won my Ida
If Ida used
Burma-Shave
Re: Trying something out
Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:32 am
by terryg
steveincowtown wrote:terryg wrote:
Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...
I promise this story is true....
I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
That's awesome - poor thing - as if it wasn't already dead and cooked.
