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Re: Trying something out

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:47 pm
by sjfcontrol
Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:04 pm
by USA1
sjfcontrol wrote:Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
"rlol" Love it!! :smilelol5:

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:09 pm
by steveincowtown
this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:15 pm
by USA1
steveincowtown wrote:this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!
But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume? :headscratch

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:59 am
by i8godzilla
USA1 wrote:
steveincowtown wrote:this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!
But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume? :headscratch
He told the employer that the guy that was doing the job did not know what he was doing.

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:11 pm
by terryg
Image
Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:14 pm
by steveincowtown
terryg wrote:Image
Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...
I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:32 pm
by i8godzilla
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:55 pm
by boba
USA1 wrote:
steveincowtown wrote:this is totally unrelated, but one time I had this job for almost 2.5 years and all I did every time I was questioned was blame the last guy who had the job.

IT WAS AWESOME!
But how did you get that job with absolutely no experience or resume? :headscratch
Affirmative action?

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:14 pm
by WildBill
steveincowtown wrote: I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:45 pm
by sjfcontrol
WildBill wrote:
steveincowtown wrote: I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.
She must have been an ex-PETA executive!

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:21 pm
by SQLGeek
sjfcontrol wrote:
WildBill wrote:
steveincowtown wrote: I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
I think that you are lucky that she a former girl friend.
She must have been an ex-PETA executive!
And then went to work for the Brady Bunch? :headscratch

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:33 am
by USA1
Mornin y'all

*yawn...scratch*

:yawn

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:50 am
by sjfcontrol
For your Good Morning...

I proposed
To Ida
Ida refused
Ida won my Ida
If Ida used
Burma-Shave

Re: Trying something out

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:32 am
by terryg
steveincowtown wrote:
terryg wrote:Image
Sorry I'm late, I had to grab a bite to eat ...
I promise this story is true....

I was driving to the beach with my a past girl friend and there was a bucket of fried chicken strewn across the road. It was a two lane road and cars were hitting the pieces in both directions. My girl friend looks over at me and says "poor thing."
That's awesome - poor thing - as if it wasn't already dead and cooked. :smilelol5: :smilelol5: