Gecko45 is hilarious!

[Rokyudai]

I like Gecko's suped-up mall conveyance vehicle..aka golfcart. It can go, like, 8mph! Like hearing " 'Scuse the cart please! Please 'scuse the cart!" in the airports.

[Texasdoc]

after reading some of his stuff I can't believe his Cart is not Armoured with a M-60 or a M-2 in a roof mount. How many Malls do you know of that have Swat Team like security ??? I would like to be at a mall that had that type of protection or better yet Work for one, NOT

[Gecko45]

I cannot understand why I am the bane of so many jokes. I am just doing my best to keep the Consumer Retail Access Points (CRAP) safe. It's a hard job, one not to be taken lightly, and one that I am willing to fight for.

so, anyone have a LNIB M249 they'd like to part with?

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

Well. Since I started a thread of ribbing you, I suppose I should be the first to welcome you and offer my appologies if you're offended. Just so you know, there won't be any more jokes on your behalf. We have a policy of no personal attacks on other members of this board and we try hard to stand by it. The tales of your experiences are certainly interesting to say the least. But in the interest of keeping the "off-topic" section from being removed, let's not discuss them. OK? We don't really deal with mall security much, so it wouldn't really fit in. Again, my appoligies for the ribbings.

[flintknapper]

I cannot understand why I am the bane of so many jokes. I am just doing my best to keep the Consumer Retail Access Points (CRAP) safe. It's a hard job, one not to be taken lightly, and one that I am willing to fight for.

so, anyone have a LNIB M249 they'd like to part with?

Hemi....is that you?

[Gecko45]

Ribbings are okay. I don't take offense to them.

now, what is the best way to mount an M249 onto our Electric Mobile Tactical Response Unit? I was originally thinking of putting it on the top, so that a second team member may work in the Gunner postion while standing, but the top of the EMTRU is polymer (NOT PLASTIC!), and would melt under the stress of multiple bursts of fire.

[Gecko45]

Hemi....is that you?

I am not familiar with Hemi, but I did read his breathtaking account of multiple assailants attacking him at work.

see, that's why I carry 37 spare clips. twelve on my belt (weak side), 4 strong side (in case I'm injured and need to reload while shooting with the weak side arm), 3 right breast, 3 left breast, 2 right abdomen, 2 left abdomen, 4 left thigh, 4 right thigh, 2 right calf, and one left calf. gotta have room for my BUG on the left calf, and of course, my throwing knives.

[flintknapper]

Hemi....is that you?

I am not familiar with Hemi, but I did read his breathtaking account of multiple assailants attacking him at work.

see, that's why I carry 37 spare clips. twelve on my belt (weak side), 4 strong side (in case I'm injured and need to reload while shooting with the weak side arm), 3 right breast, 3 left breast, 2 right abdomen, 2 left abdomen, 4 left thigh, 4 right thigh, 2 right calf, and one left calf. gotta have room for my BUG on the left calf, and of course, my throwing knives.

Somehow....I knew you'd have "throwing knives".

[Gecko45]

Well, when the poison-tipped titanium darts are in the shop getting sharpened by a diamond, yes, I carry the knives.

[flintknapper]

Well, when the poison-tipped titanium darts are in the shop getting sharpened by a diamond, yes, I carry the knives.

A carefully matched set no doubt? Perfect for those covert operations when shoplifters must be taken out silently, doesn't give away your position. Very cunning Sir!

[Tactical_Texan_CHL]

Do you have your own poison producing frog?

[flintknapper]

Unfortunately Sir,

I have kept you logged on long enough to track your IP.

Through careful skip tracing I have discovered your identity and initiated triangulation via GPS to locate you. Just got your image downloaded from the satellite.

BUSTED!

[DoubleJ]

Genius!!

[Skiprr]

(Tap, tap) "Hey. You can't park there.

"Are those clams? I love clams..."

[DoubleJ]

"I mean, it's Pie and Chips. Who doesn't love Pie and Chips?"