I use that, and then I tell them that my first name is "Coyne" and that my parents thought it was quite funny. Then I tell them that my address is "twelve thirty four, Justa Lane, (whatever city we happen to be in) and a zip code. It always amazes me when they accept the zip code even though it could not possibly go with the city.LarryH wrote:When Radio Shack asks for my name, I tell them "cash".
I also give them my old office telephone number 518-471-6470. It's part of an official block of telephone numbers reserved for the phone company where I used to work and it's not likely that it will ever be reassigned.
I was once asked to prove that I was 21, and the bartender wanted to make a bet out of it, and I lost. I was 23.
I got my money back when I bet him that he couldn't tell what coins I had in my hand, even though I told him what one of them was. I simply asked "I have two coins in my hand, that total 55 cents, and one of them is not a nickle, what's the other one?" He lost double or nothing.