Venus Pax wrote:A few years ago, I had a man trying to get me to open my door.
He said that he "uh, made deliveries in the area.". Yeah. sure.
I finally told him to leave whatever it was on the porch and I'd get it later. I called the cops promptly.
About every 3-6 months, we get a guy "offering" to paint our address on the curb.
He always launches into the same story ("I'm so-and-so, I painted your curb last time"). Either the last guy who lived here had such rugged good looks that this guy is confusing the two of us (

), or his story is memorized, a la Office Space: "Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions."
Anyway, every time he comes by I tell/remind him that I'm
not the guy who used to let him paint my curb ("That was the last guy who lived here"), that I'm
not interested, etc. And he acts a little put-out, but sucks it up and walks (wanders?) off.
Well, the last time he came by, I wasn't home, and my wife answered the door..... then made the mistake of going outside with him. :smacks head: She said she wanted to put herself between him and the kids.
So I asked her if she thought that glass/polycarb door (the storm door) was going to do the kids much good if Mr. Friendly Painter Guy decided to stick his paint-scraping knife in her neck. "Um, probably not?"
He didn't get outrightly/overtly scary, she said, but he did get a little huffy after she told him no on the painting job. And then tried to "argue" with her about it (manipulate is probably a better word). "What if you ever have to call the ambulance for one of your babies...... Your husband always lets me paint the curb, etc, etc, etc."
She did get a little firm: "Well, he'll be back in about 30 minutes (:smacks head x 2: say something shorter, like
10..... 15 at the absolute latest!), you can come back and ask him then."
He never did come back by. That was a couple months ago, and I'm still waiting so we can have a little talk about all that.

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