I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

[Drewthetexan]

I've had explosive bowel movements before but this is a whole new level of bad.


Seriously though, that's actually very scary. Could be the nails in several airliners' coffins.

[Wisewr]

I could see a Pepto-Bismol commercial out of this.

[The Annoyed Man]

That's assinine.

I guess resistance was futile when Al_Qaeda recruited him - he was assimilated.

One terr said to the other, "There butt for the grace of Allah go I..."

Ok, ok, I'll get my coat now...

Depends on which explosive it is, but in general, yes - you could easily cram a pound of C4 where the sun don't shine. Even more efficient if it's a shaped charge and aimed properly : "Don't point that at me, Abdul - and no, I ain't gonna pull your finger!"

You'll be in town all week, right? Check the papers for show times?

I think you won this thread.

[LostInAustin]

[stevie_d_64]

Can you fit enough explosives in body cavities like that to do serious damage?

Depends on which explosive it is, but in general, yes - you could easily cram a pound of C4 where the sun don't shine. Even more efficient if it's a shaped charge and aimed properly : "Don't point that at me, Abdul - and no, I ain't gonna pull your finger!"

Dude...Yer on such a roll!!!

[DrBillC]

Here's how you clean it up...way too funny!

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[MoJo]

He sure won't need Preparation H any more.

[Keith B]

He sure won't need Preparation H any more.

Nope, don't need Preperation H after you've used Preperation C-4.

[hheremtp]

Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.

[Keith B]

Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.

Well, if any of these terrorist types want help, I will be glad to assit in their effort. Only stipulation is I get control of the detonator once THEY have packed the explosives. Then I can laugh a LOT!!

[MoJo]

Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.

A: 10 year old rule.

B: Do you even think the Government really gives a darn?

C: Do you even think Mr. and Mrs. America really gives a darn?

Until we are fighting them on our streets will the Governmant and the regular citizens really care? They are too worried about who is the next "American Idol."

[The Annoyed Man]

He sure won't need Preparation H any more.

Nope, don't need Preperation H after you've used Preperation C-4.

You stole my line!

[hheremtp]

Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.

A: 10 year old rule.

B: Do you even think the Government really gives a darn?

C: Do you even think Mr. and Mrs. America really gives a darn?

Until we are fighting them on our streets will the Governmant and the regular citizens really care? They are too worried about who is the next "American Idol."

D: It was suppose to be a joke! i guess it sounded different in my head that it actually reads, it is hard to get voice inflection and tone to manifest itself in writing.

E: It passes the 10yo rule.....if there had been a different word in there that started with an s, it would not have passed.

[MoJo]

No problem if it was meant as a joke - - - but, we will be fighting them in the streets before our government and the general public wake up.

[hheremtp]

No problem if it was meant as a joke - - - but, we will be fighting them in the streets before our government and the general public wake up.

Agreed