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Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:57 pm
by Drewthetexan
I've had explosive bowel movements before but this is a whole new level of bad.


Seriously though, that's actually very scary. Could be the nails in several airliners' coffins. :nono:

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:16 pm
by Wisewr
I could see a Pepto-Bismol commercial out of this.

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:04 pm
by The Annoyed Man
AndyC wrote:That's assinine.

I guess resistance was futile when Al_Qaeda recruited him - he was assimilated.

One terr said to the other, "There butt for the grace of Allah go I..."

Ok, ok, I'll get my coat now...
AndyC wrote:Depends on which explosive it is, but in general, yes - you could easily cram a pound of C4 where the sun don't shine. Even more efficient if it's a shaped charge and aimed properly : "Don't point that at me, Abdul - and no, I ain't gonna pull your finger!"
You'll be in town all week, right? Check the papers for show times?

I think you won this thread. "rlol"

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:10 pm
by LostInAustin
"rlol" "rlol" "rlol" "rlol"

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:05 am
by stevie_d_64
AndyC wrote:
MechAg94 wrote:Can you fit enough explosives in body cavities like that to do serious damage?
Depends on which explosive it is, but in general, yes - you could easily cram a pound of C4 where the sun don't shine. Even more efficient if it's a shaped charge and aimed properly : "Don't point that at me, Abdul - and no, I ain't gonna pull your finger!"
Dude...Yer on such a roll!!! :smilelol5: "rlol" :smilelol5: "rlol" :thumbs2: :thumbs2: :thumbs2:

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:21 am
by DrBillC
Here's how you clean it up...way too funny!

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Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:04 pm
by MoJo
He sure won't need Preparation H any more. :smilelol5: :woohoo :smilelol5:

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:11 pm
by Keith B
MoJo wrote:He sure won't need Preparation H any more. :smilelol5: :woohoo :smilelol5:
Nope, don't need Preperation H after you've used Preperation C-4. :lol:

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:13 pm
by hheremtp
Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:22 pm
by Keith B
hheremtp wrote:Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.

Well, if any of these terrorist types want help, I will be glad to assit in their effort. Only stipulation is I get control of the detonator once THEY have packed the explosives. Then I can laugh a LOT!! :lol::

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:24 pm
by MoJo
hheremtp wrote:Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.
A: 10 year old rule.

B: Do you even think the Government really gives a darn?

C: Do you even think Mr. and Mrs. America really gives a darn?

Until we are fighting them on our streets will the Governmant and the regular citizens really care? They are too worried about who is the next "American Idol." :headscratch

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:55 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Keith B wrote:
MoJo wrote:He sure won't need Preparation H any more. :smilelol5: :woohoo :smilelol5:
Nope, don't need Preperation H after you've used Preperation C-4. :lol:
You stole my line! :banghead:

"rlol"

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:26 pm
by hheremtp
MoJo wrote:
hheremtp wrote:Laugh it up boys, it's all fun and games until someone goes and gets the crap blown out of them.
A: 10 year old rule.

B: Do you even think the Government really gives a darn?

C: Do you even think Mr. and Mrs. America really gives a darn?

Until we are fighting them on our streets will the Governmant and the regular citizens really care? They are too worried about who is the next "American Idol." :headscratch
D: It was suppose to be a joke! i guess it sounded different in my head that it actually reads, it is hard to get voice inflection and tone to manifest itself in writing.

E: It passes the 10yo rule.....if there had been a different word in there that started with an s, it would not have passed.

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:26 pm
by MoJo
No problem if it was meant as a joke - - - but, we will be fighting them in the streets before our government and the general public wake up.

Re: I couldn't resist...This is just way too funny...

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:31 pm
by hheremtp
MoJo wrote:No problem if it was meant as a joke - - - but, we will be fighting them in the streets before our government and the general public wake up.
Agreed :tiphat: