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AndyC wrote:Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How many Cowboys does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

SpringerFan wrote:Maybe Jerry could jump on 45 south and come down here and fire Kubiak too. I know 4-4 is not as bad as 1-7, but trust me, the Texans are headed nowhere.

When one has no expectations of winning, winning is not expected.

Anygunanywhere

The Annoyed Man wrote:

AndyC wrote:Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How many Cowboys does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do you call a Cowboy with a Superbowl ring?
A. Old

And did you hear the one?

Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr. Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!

That's all I got.

The Cowboys practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the Cowboys thought it was a prank! Training was immediately suspended while police and Homeland Security officials were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.



Anygunanywhere

I don't believe Jason Garrett is the answer either. He's a Jerry puppet as well. Really need to bring back JJ out of retirement. I'm listening? go Raiders!

Even my Rams are 4-4

Nay savers where are you now COWBOYS 33 NY GIANTS 20

So there you have it, a new cowboy dynasty.

Now, we have Detroit, should win until we face a real team.

GO RAIDERS!

That was a good game. Dallas made a few mistakes, but they were certainly more fired up than they have been for a while. I think Phillips had them convinced that they were losers, and Garrett has other ideas than that.