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Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:13 am
by Dragonfighter
I had a captain that got me two gigs on Walker, playing a fat balding fireman...yeah, yeah I know - type casting. He always talked about how good he was and that they were roomies in college and I thought that, as happens occasionally, another fireman was stretching the truth.
When he introduced me; Chuck Norris grinned really big and hugged Skipper. He then enthusiastically shook my hand and said, "You are looking at the only man to beat me in fair competition."
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:45 am
by The Annoyed Man
Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:51 am
by terryg
The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
Man, I don't want to be anywhere near you when the Chuck gets wind of this ...
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:00 am
by Hoi Polloi
The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
That rocks! New Chuck Norris Fact!
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:21 am
by chartreuse
Hoi Polloi wrote:The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
That rocks! New Chuck Norris Fact!
Best post (in this thread) EVAH!
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:20 pm
by Fallsraider
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:28 pm
by speedsix
...all this may be true...but which one would you rather have arrest YOU?!!!
"Hey, Boy, you're goin' with ME!"...I'd surrender peacefully to one...eagerly to the other...
Re: Chuck Norris to Become Honorary Texas Ranger
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:50 pm
by DoubleJ
The Annoyed Man wrote:Shouldn't Gov. Perry be making all Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises?
lol. Sure, but they'd have to all grow beards, first!
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. It's just too bad he never cries."