Re: More Zero-Tolerance Stupidity
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:37 am
Just to be clear on this ... When my niece says she has "Show and Tell" at school ...I shouldn't give her the real Indian (Native American) Tomahawk I took when I was in second grade? 
It's American History, Social Studies (Native American History) and educational.
Guess I should call the ACLU, discrimination against teaching sumpin' or 'nuther.
I'm guessing stone knives, spear points and arrowheads are out ...
How about a coal miner's/Gold prospector's pick axe? I may have one in the shed.
If not, maybe a garden hoe, to show what people used in their War-time "Victory Gardens"
Wait, no, mom and GranDad used to use it to chop rattlesnakes heads off ...imagery might be too violent for kids.
Maybe some old western boot and saddle making tools like burnishing tools. leather punches and stamps and leather knives ... wait .. no
I got it ... an old Windows 95 CD, and she can show how Indians used to use them to reflect the sun to flash signals from mountain tops to others. (A mirror or glass might be a sharp weapon)
Ok, now for the science fair, how about an electro-magnet ... we'll need a battery, some wire to coil around a big nail ...wait ... no nails allowed? Too sharp?
Guess that explains why all the parents at last year's science fair acted like they got exposed to way too many glue fumes though; I hear it dissolves brain cells.


It's American History, Social Studies (Native American History) and educational.
Guess I should call the ACLU, discrimination against teaching sumpin' or 'nuther.

I'm guessing stone knives, spear points and arrowheads are out ...
How about a coal miner's/Gold prospector's pick axe? I may have one in the shed.
If not, maybe a garden hoe, to show what people used in their War-time "Victory Gardens"
Wait, no, mom and GranDad used to use it to chop rattlesnakes heads off ...imagery might be too violent for kids.
Maybe some old western boot and saddle making tools like burnishing tools. leather punches and stamps and leather knives ... wait .. no
I got it ... an old Windows 95 CD, and she can show how Indians used to use them to reflect the sun to flash signals from mountain tops to others. (A mirror or glass might be a sharp weapon)
Ok, now for the science fair, how about an electro-magnet ... we'll need a battery, some wire to coil around a big nail ...wait ... no nails allowed? Too sharp?

Guess that explains why all the parents at last year's science fair acted like they got exposed to way too many glue fumes though; I hear it dissolves brain cells.
