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AJ80 wrote:

jmra wrote:When an eye poker pokes an eye pokee, does the eye poker poke the eye pokee in only one eye or is it a double poking?
If the poker pokes only one eye then the OP statistics change as it then becomes possible to poke after you have been poked and an individual could be the victim of multiple pokes.

Let's assume, for this discussion, that each person only has one eye.

Or assume that all eye poking is done two-finger Moe style.

I have always advocated "two eyes for an eye." The problem with "an eye for an eye" is that it is not an effective deterrant. If the punishment is the same as the crime, the worst a BG can expect is to break even. If he steals $100 from you, and his punishment is that he loses $100, he can't lose.
The punishment must always be worse than the offense.

Repeating offender, i.e. habitual violent criminals who terrorize Innocent people are expected t be executed and/or crucified (i.e. in a public punishment display ) as a deterrent for others.

Eye don't understand any of this.

Eye can't believe eye just read all of this.

The Annoyed Man wrote:How many eyes could an eye-poker poke if an eye-poker could poke eyes?

Hey, you dang eye-pokers...

A poke in time, saves nine...

So when a Scott enters a casino and exclaims "Aye, poker!" does the Government Eye Poking Agency treat it as making a false report?
And would the GEPA collect statistics to identify trends of certain colored eyes being poked more than others?

Seems all the eye poking is getting a bit corny, uh? (cornea)

AJ80 wrote:

jmra wrote:When an eye poker pokes an eye pokee, does the eye poker poke the eye pokee in only one eye or is it a double poking?
If the poker pokes only one eye then the OP statistics change as it then becomes possible to poke after you have been poked and an individual could be the victim of multiple pokes.

Let's assume, for this discussion, that each person only has one eye.

If I were a doctor I would send him to Eye-See-You.

Another eye poke (or two) by the masters!
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ScGPRsHSkaE[/youtube]

McKnife wrote:Eye can't believe eye just read all of this.

Eye can.

Ropin wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:How many eyes could an eye-poker poke if an eye-poker could poke eyes?

Hey, you dang eye-pokers...

Quit pokin my eyes!

this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here.

Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread Eye've ever read on here.

Eye fixed it for 'ya!