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Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:03 pm
by threoh8
Maybe Mr. Murphy will deal with his next bout of jock itch in a similar manner, and remove himself from the gene pool.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:36 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
IIRC, the New York Union soldier who shot John Wilkes Booth to death (against orders) in the barn
had castrated himself.
Why? Because he was trying to lead a good Christian life and was bothered by impure thoughts.
So he figured a little self-surgery would take care of that problem.
As Sammy Davis, Jr. used to say: "Ouch, Babe!" :-)
SIA
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:27 am
by johnson0317
Divided Attention wrote:To me the kicker on the guy plugging his ear with his weapon is not that his booger hook is on his bang switch, but he is wearing an ATF hat
If only someone had come up behind him and given him a good goose...
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:17 am
by AJ80
Divided Attention wrote:To me the kicker on the guy plugging his ear with his weapon is not that his booger hook is on his bang switch, but he is wearing an ATF hat
Well ATF does stand for alcohol tobacco and firearms after all.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:17 am
by SQLGeek
As an aside, I'd hate to know how he treats a headache...
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:58 am
by Excaliber
SQLGeek wrote:As an aside, I'd hate to know how he treats a headache...
I suspect the answer is "thoroughly."
If he applies a technique similar to the one used for the finger, he'll never suffer another headache afterwards.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:01 pm
by Keith B
99% of headaches are caused by something happening with the brain. In this case, the guy would probably not have headaches due to the lack of the latter.
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:21 pm
by SQLGeek
Excaliber wrote:SQLGeek wrote:As an aside, I'd hate to know how he treats a headache...
I suspect the answer is "thoroughly."
If he applies a technique similar to the one used for the finger, he'll never suffer another headache afterwards.
Puts a new spin on "Take two and call me in the morning."
I just had a thought of a parody Nuprin commercial... "20 GA shells, little, yellow, different."
Re: Self Surgery - British Style
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:22 pm
by LikesShinyThings
SQLGeek wrote:
Puts a new spin on "Take two and call me in the morning."
I just had a thought of a parody Nuprin commercial... "20 GA shells, little, yellow, different."
