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... the Devil calls and demands his weather be returned to him.

...the temperature drops below 95 and you look for your jacket.

The big cactus in the flower pot on the front porch needed to be watered..

You hope the EMTs are close enough to reach you when...well, when.

You realize asphalt has a liquid state

the ammunition in your spare mag goes off spontaneously

When you see squirrels sitting on the ground in groups because it's too hot up in the trees.

When the lake temperature stays at what used to be the summer air temperature.

When the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

When you turn the heater on to cool off the house.

USA1 wrote:When someone makes a thread on TexasCHLforum about how hot it is in Texas.

When a tropical storm hits the coast and disappears.

You start finding sun spiders in homes all over the panhandle! (We looked it up and it says that they can't survive outside the DESERT!! They're breeding like jackrabbits up here and the jackrabbits aren't!

And a sad truth from our house this week: you have to find out the hard way what Sand Colic is.

..birds have to use jackhammers and potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

...when the cat runs for an open door then acts like he hit an invisible wall when he gets there.

When it seems perfectly reasonable to use oven mitts as driving gloves.