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Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:58 am
by The Annoyed Man
Put a sign on your front door at eye level:
Your image is being recorded on camera as you read this. The video feed is being automatically stored off-site, so you can't retrieve it and destroy it. If you are reading this sign, we already have a clear image of your face. The pinhole camera is located in the "o" of the word "recorded".......that's right, squint and look real careful and up close at it so that we can get a better look at any identifying marks on your face. Now, since we are not answering the door, and you don't want your face associated with a breakin, how about you turn around and leave.

Buh-bye.
"rlol"

Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:03 am
by speedsix
...you're assuming your "visitor" can read...and can read English...(I guess you could print it in English and Spanish in letters 1" high...
...I'd rather have a motion-activated speaker in the house...playing a tape of a nagging wife...

Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:38 am
by The Annoyed Man
speedsix wrote:...you're assuming your "visitor" can read...and can read English...(I guess you could print it in English and Spanish in letters 1" high...
...I'd rather have a motion-activated speaker in the house...playing a tape of a nagging wife...
Just as good. :lol:

Brings to mind "Perry's Wife".......
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKfqvZiXAus[/youtube]

Re: Tell your Wives to be Carefull! - Emergency Plumber Stra

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:58 am
by speedsix
...well, I trow!!! it's Dame Van Winkle!!!