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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday TAM, and many happy returns of the day.

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Beiruty wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:.........
Happy birthday to me. I love you guys.

Myself included in the above statement? :patriot:
Yes, of course. I get mad at my family members too sometimes. :mrgreen:
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Happy Birthday TAM!! :chldancing
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The Annoyed Man wrote:....


I woke up this morning with my usual throbbing back and limped out to the kitchen for a cup of medicinal coffee, to find a birthday card from my insurance agent propped up at my place at the dining table. I downed 500 mg of Etodolac and a 10/350 hydrocodone with my coffee, like I do every morning, and in about 45 minutes or so, I'll feel like the 60 years old I am today, instead of the 94 years old I woke up feeling like.
I made it. I'm 60 years old today and still alive.....and a little puzzled by that.......and for you young bucks, don't get cocky. Old age and cunning will beat inexperience and youthful enthusiasm every single time.

Happy birthday to me. I love you guys.
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TAM, I wish you the very best of birthdays. I hope all of your wishes come true and may God bless you in your daily endevors.
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Getting older sure beats every other alternative. Happy B-Day!
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Thanks for the warning...and Happy Birthday. It is certainly MY good fortune to have made your acquaintance on this forum. Hope you have a great day.
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Happy Birthday TAM... don't worry, you act younger than you are :cheers2:
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MadMonkey wrote:Happy Birthday TAM... don't worry, you act younger than you are :cheers2:
Thanks MM. Are you back in Afghannyland yet? Eat more tacos! :smilelol5:
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The Annoyed Man wrote:
MadMonkey wrote:Happy Birthday TAM... don't worry, you act younger than you are :cheers2:
Thanks MM. Are you back in Afghannyland yet? Eat more tacos! :smilelol5:
3 days until I leave. OH GEE I'M SURE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT! Maybe it'll be Mexican night when I get to the base "rlol"
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There are alot more fun adventures when you turn 66.Have a GREAT day and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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:party: :party: Happy Birthday TAM!!!! :party: :party:

Happy Birthday young 'un - - - I have you by six years and have similar aches and pains. Most of mine are self inflicted from being 10 feet tall and bulletproof in my misspent youth. I tell folks all the time if I had known it was going to hurt this badly I would have done more because the fun back then isn't worth the pain now; I know I would have done the same stuff anyway. Remember, old age isn't for sissies it takes a tough guy or gal to put up with life after 60. :thumbs2:

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Happy birthday! And may you have MANY more. :tiphat:
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Happy Bday Tam and remember what I tell my wife, it's bad enough being extra mature, but what really cramps my style is being married to an old gal. :evil2:
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Happy Birthday TAM, from your birthday twin.

And now, a word from another October 5 birthday boy (1936 model), Mr. Vaclav Havel,
who is a Czech playwright, and a former leader of his country:

"Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous;
anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not."


TAM - You lead a paradoxical existence, to wit: you have some medical issues and take some meds,
yet you are practicing out for a long run. Good for you.

I feel great but generally live by these general guidelines:
Never run when you can walk. Never walk when you can stand.
Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.


I can honestly say that I thank God every day for my great genes, resulting in feeling just as healthy
and happy now as when I was a teenager. The only thing that slows me down sometime is when my
hay fever crops up now and then, and I have to keep a box of Kleenex handy. My dad's 87, sharp in mind,
and I believe that I will get there too.

"This is the day that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it."
Psalm 118:24

Life for me has included an absence of the "corporate go-getter" gene, so I'm more of a content,
Alfred E. Neuman "What - Me Worry" type. It's all good, my friends. Don't worry, be happy.

And drink plenty of water. Over and out. :-)

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