Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:15 pm
When Chuck Norris shaves his beard trimmings become a new Saqsquatch 
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Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:17 pm
Chuck Norris shaves his beard by kicking himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:22 pm
The Bermuda Triangle gets lost in Chuck Noris's beard.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:41 pm
Lemme save ya'll some time 
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Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:58 pm
One of my favorites: There is a portal in Chuck Norris' beard that opens to Mr. T's mohawk.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:57 pm
Now he looks more like Nick Nolte's mugshot than Walker Texas Ranger.The Annoyed Man wrote:http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-tal ... 54988.html
[ Image ]Samson has been shorn of his hair. The sky is falling!We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:58 pm
He didn't use a razor. He simply told the beard to leave and it did.RottenApple wrote:I wonder how many razors he went through.....
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:48 pm
I don't know that I'm buying that. If Chuck Norris's beard told Chuck Norris to leave......he might. It's kind of a "what came first, the egg or the T-Rex?" kind of thing.baldeagle wrote:He didn't use a razor. He simply told the beard to leave and it did.RottenApple wrote:I wonder how many razors he went through.....
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:23 am
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:36 am
When monsters go to bed at night, they check under their bed for Chuck Norris.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:06 am
There's no such thing as evolution. There are only the animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:40 am
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't rise, the Earth moves down.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:41 am
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:34 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. And the dark is afraid of him.
Re: Armageddon is at hand: Chuck Norris shaved off his beard
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:39 pm
Chuck Norris once went back in time to stop the Assassination of JFK. He deflected the bullets using just his beard. Kennedy's head exploded out of sheer amazement.