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Re: Friday Night Joke
Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:34 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
JJVP wrote:So, where is the joke?
Massachusetts accent: What you drive is a"cah", not a "car".
"Cah" is close to what crows say: "Caw".
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Different jokes follow.
Q. Did you hear that the scientists have invented French poodles that can talk?
A. Yes. The first one said "I HATE my hair like this!!".
Q. Do you know why you would never starve to death in any desert?
A. It's easy. Because of all the sand which is there. (Say this quickly, out loud).
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Over and out.
SIA
Re: Friday Night Joke
Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 7:25 am
by jmra
Per the thread title, these "jokes" may only be posted on Friday Night.
Re: Friday Night Joke
Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 7:29 am
by Beiruty
RX8er wrote:Crow Mystery Solved.
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
Did I pay for all of that?!!! No wonder why 65% of my pay goes away like "a poof"....
