Re: US Park Police investigating vandalism at Lincoln Memori
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:49 pm
Spock says it's illogical to blame this on illegal aliens.Zen wrote:It's a conspiracy I tell you!
It isn't paint, but blood. Alien blood!
I heard from a friend who works in a local gas station in Roswell that there was a lot of activity recently. A small plane was seen departing Area 51. Not a normal commuter of workers.
A cousin of a friend of my sister's gynecologist, who works at Area 51 days that a group of "residents" were allowed to take a trip to the nation's capitol as part of a repatriation program. According to sources there a fight broke out between two of these individuals. One alien pulled a shiv, a prohibited item in area 51, and fatally attacked the other.
It's not clear what the argument was about. The attacker is claiming self defense, stating that the victim had spat on him. Further investigation gives credence to this claim as the victim is purportedly from the planet Ganeska, and everyone knows that Ganeskans have acid for saliva.
If I hear more, I will keep you all updated.