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G.A. Heath wrote:You did hear about the man who actually managed to figure out women didn't you?


He died from laughing...

RoadRunnerTR21 wrote:I can't add anything this thread but I will be following it closely for any knowledge that I can pick up. BTW the reason my wife and I have been married so long is because she lets me think I'm in charge.

Forty years married and a time or two I thought I had them figured out. Turns out I was mistaken or was it just confused? Decided to quit trying to figure them out and go on with life.

25 years of marriage taught me this:

The Annoyed Man wrote:25 years of marriage taught me this:

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That's the simplified version. It only works in months with an "H" in it .

Pawpaw wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:25 years of marriage taught me this:

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That's the simplified version. It only works in months with an "H" in it .

That means we're getting lucky next month.

I notice that this thread started after Valentine's Day.

WildBill wrote:I notice that this thread started after Valentine's Day.

Maybe that was the inspiration.

The Annoyed Man wrote:25 years of marriage taught me this:

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It is true though, lol. And I'm glad that I'm made this way, I take care of the details hubby doesn't think of. And that's from 25 years of experience also!

The Annoyed Man wrote:25 years of marriage taught me this:

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This image is all wrong. The womans on off switch should read "hot /cold"

I'd reply but my wife is on these forums too and yep, she's armed.

The womans on off switch should read "hot /cold"

Its a typo - it really doesn't have any labels at all :-0

A coworker of mine stated often that he was a long time happily married man after he
realized that he had 4 objectives to meet in his marriage, to wit:

LISTEN

CARRY

DRIVE

PAY

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Chinese proverb: "Happy wife....happy life."

SIA

ghostrider wrote:

The womans on off switch should read "hot /cold"

Its a typo - it really doesn't have any labels at all :-0

I've never found it difficult to turn my wife off. Most of the time I do it without even meaning to.