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Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:15 pm
by Oldgringo
C-dub wrote:
puma guy wrote:
John Galt wrote:Houston must be so proud.
Well Georgia has Hank Johnson - Houston has Sheila.
Wonder what would happen if we got those two together.
If you do, please don't let 'em breed.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:47 pm
by srothstein
C-dub wrote:
puma guy wrote:
John Galt wrote:Houston must be so proud.
Well Georgia has Hank Johnson - Houston has Sheila.
Wonder what would happen if we got those two together.
The island would definitely tip over then, right?

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:50 pm
by Skiprr
Where's that favorite button...

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:56 pm
by AJSully421
C-dub wrote:
puma guy wrote:
John Galt wrote:Houston must be so proud.
Well Georgia has Hank Johnson - Houston has Sheila.
Wonder what would happen if we got those two together.
Yeah, uhh... if we keep planting... uhhhhh, all of these flags on Mars.... then I am afraid that Mars will.... uhhhhh... tip over... you know, capsize... yeah.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:49 pm
by doncb
I removed the multitude of "(sic)" from the original quote so when you read her comment it will be like you were right there! I mean like you were RIGHT THERE! :shock:
“Datas uncover today give us a clearer portrait of a couple of possible cause for murder, but let’s be clear.. Changes in the atmospheres and combustibles also play a roles in how peoples are behave. By continuing homicide and climate changes we are ascend ourselves to vulnables, and we cannot deny that, Nor shall we, Nor shall I, Nor shall we all, So say we all. End homicide and end climate change, and we end murder. THIS, we know.”
What the H? Her constituents and fellow Dems should be embarrassed that she can't even speak in coherent sentences. Or is it just Ebonics? Now the liberals will want to make homicide against the law.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:01 pm
by ELB
OK, I'll try again: I know Sheila has all the intellectual qualities of a parking chock, and that "quote" is funny as all get out and sounds like something she'd say, but y'all do realize that "quote" is from a satire and parody site, right? Onion? Habenero? git it? "rlol" Some of the other stories there are pretty funny too.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:11 pm
by Abraham
ELB,

You may very well be correct regarding "The Onion" as a source, but it says volumes if what SJL might have said, is believable.

She is painfully obtuse.

I have to believe her IQ hovers in the double digits.

Yeah, she's supposedly a lawyer, but more than one person has "bought" their credentials...

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:14 pm
by mojo84
I was not aware that site is satirical. Thanks for the heads up.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:27 pm
by ELB
Abraham wrote:ELB,

...but it says volumes if what SJL might have said, is believable.

...
That's what makes it so funny and horrifying at the same time. She could very well say something like that.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 5:27 pm
by gljjt
Abraham wrote:ELB,

I have to believe her IQ hovers in the double digits.

Half population is in double digits. 100 is the median.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:13 pm
by KC5AV
ELB wrote:That's a very Sheila-like quote, but I notice the link goes to "The Habenero of Texas." Is that like "The Onion?"
This entry was posted in crime, News, News Satire, Police Satire, Political Satire and tagged crime, Hands up Don't Shoot, police, Satire, Sheila Jackson Lee.
It's possible.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:13 pm
by The Annoyed Man
KC5AV wrote:
ELB wrote:That's a very Sheila-like quote, but I notice the link goes to "The Habenero of Texas." Is that like "The Onion?"
This entry was posted in crime, News, News Satire, Police Satire, Political Satire and tagged crime, Hands up Don't Shoot, police, Satire, Sheila Jackson Lee.
It's possible.
Habanero of Texas's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/thehabanerooftexas/?fref=nf.

Yeah, most of what he posts is satire, which I didn't realize when I posted this thread. Still, it is easily within her limited capacities to say stuff like this.

Re: Another precious moment from Sheila Jackson Lee.....

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:24 pm
by KC5AV
The Annoyed Man wrote:
KC5AV wrote:
ELB wrote:That's a very Sheila-like quote, but I notice the link goes to "The Habenero of Texas." Is that like "The Onion?"
This entry was posted in crime, News, News Satire, Police Satire, Political Satire and tagged crime, Hands up Don't Shoot, police, Satire, Sheila Jackson Lee.
It's possible.
Habanero of Texas's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/thehabanerooftexas/?fref=nf.

Yeah, most of what he posts is satire, which I didn't realize when I posted this thread. Still, it is easily within her limited capacities to say stuff like this.
#Truth