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Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:00 pm
by OneGun
Felony Flatulence??

Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:42 pm
by Keith B
Wonder if bodily functions count as a chemical means?
Sec. 42.01. DISORDERLY CONDUCT. (a) A person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly:

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(3) creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place;
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Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:02 pm
by Maxwell
Ed4032 wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:07 am I tell my wife that it is my super power. I think she is jealous. Her super power is the ability to read my mind and finish my sentences. I think mine is more powerful.
I just smile, and my wife cusses me and leaves the room. :evil2:

Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:49 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.

Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:58 pm
by jason812
03Lightningrocks wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:49 pm I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.
The best thing is to do that with your wife and leave so if someone walks up, they think she did it. It's very funny, at least for me.

Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:12 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
jason812 wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:58 pm
03Lightningrocks wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:49 pm I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.
The best thing is to do that with your wife and leave so if someone walks up, they think she did it. It's very funny, at least for me.
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