Re: Don't Complain About Someone's Gastric Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:00 pm
Felony Flatulence??
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Sec. 42.01. DISORDERLY CONDUCT. (a) A person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly:
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(3) creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place;
I just smile, and my wife cusses me and leaves the room.Ed4032 wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:07 am I tell my wife that it is my super power. I think she is jealous. Her super power is the ability to read my mind and finish my sentences. I think mine is more powerful.
The best thing is to do that with your wife and leave so if someone walks up, they think she did it. It's very funny, at least for me.03Lightningrocks wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:49 pm I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.
jason812 wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:58 pmThe best thing is to do that with your wife and leave so if someone walks up, they think she did it. It's very funny, at least for me.03Lightningrocks wrote: Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:49 pm I have laid a gas cloud or two in a grocery store isle. But I always retreat before getting caught.