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Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:00 am
by timdsmith72
This was actually said by someone I know who was obviously under the influence....
"Honest Mr. Marijuana, I ain't been smokin' no piggies!"
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:26 am
by Wildscar
"Ocifer... Can you take me Drunk... Im Home again."
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:21 am
by RiveraRa
+ Can you hold my beer while I get my license out?
+ I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer?
+ Gee officer, that’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
+ Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this .45!
+ Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:01 pm
by Tass
True story...
Pulled over by state trooper while driving a '74 VW beetle...Trooper: Did you know you were exceeding the speed limit by 18 mph? Me: Really? In this car?
(the speedometer wasn't accurate all the time...the small windows in front ususally slammed shut on me when I hit 60 mph and they were still open)
Tass
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:30 pm
by boomerang
"Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
"Weaving? I can't even knit."
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:14 pm
by surprise_i'm_armed
"Hold your horses officer. Let me get the cap on this Crown Royal.
I don't need to put it in its purple bag, though. That's where I keep my weed."
SIA
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:47 am
by USA1
who says you have to stop ?
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:09 pm
by joe817
Oh you didn did you??
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:17 pm
by USA1
well , that was back in the day .
now i always stop since they use those pesky helicopters .
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:12 pm
by TLE2
who says you have to stop ?
Running from the cops: tank of gas: $30
Getting the crap beat out of you when they catch you: priceless.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:56 pm
by joe817
USA1 wrote:well , that was back in the day .
now i always stop since they use those pesky helicopters .
And you can NEVER out run a radio.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:20 pm
by snorri
"You'll never take me alive, copper."
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:47 am
by RiveraRa
joe817 wrote:And you can NEVER out run a radio.
You may be able to out run my motor...but you cant out run my Motorola!
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:16 am
by trdvet
You can't hide while using radar.
You can't use radar while moving.
You have to show me the radar readout.
I pay your salary.
Re: Statements that you should never make to a cop
Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:19 am
by G.C.Montgomery
Officer: You know, I think I smell weed.
Driver: Huh? Ah, nah man...I ain't got no weed.
Officer: You sure you don't have any weed?
Driver: Nope...I ain't smokin'
Officer: Have you had any weed today?
Driver: Nah, I ain't had none today.
Officer: When was the last time you smoked weed?
Driver: Oh, 'bout an hour ago.
True story! It's on video!