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You guys are making me hungry with all this egg talk. I gotta go buy some eggs. I'm thinking of living dangerously and cooking 'em over easy.

Can our love of fetal poultry and guns lead to an egg-alitarian society? Surely I'm scrambling for puns at this point?

Rok

You guys crack me up.

The Annoyed Man wrote:I forget what brand of eggs my wife buys, but apparently they are one of the few brands that are safe. I had an omelet just yesterday morning before going skeet shooting with AndyC.

It had fresh mushrooms, fresh spinach, and bacon in it. Mmmmmmmmm.....

Sorry guys.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

Ya'll are killing me! I've lost 35 lbs in the last few months just by watching what/how much I eat.....Now it's time to hit Denny's for the Super Dee Dooper Grandest Slam I can find!!!!

I'm still waiting for a post by OverEasy.

WildBill wrote:I'm still waiting for a post by OverEasy.

BTW, I figured out that all I need is a chicken to solve my egg crisis.

USA1 wrote:

WildBill wrote:I'm still waiting for a post by OverEasy.

BTW, I figured out that all I need is a chicken to solve my egg crisis.

I know it's lame, but where are you going to get the egg to hatch the chicken?

Here we go again. On second thought, why don't you just have chicken and waffles?

WildBill wrote:I know it's lame, but where are you going to get the egg to hatch the chicken?

Everybody knows the chicken came first.

WildBill wrote: On second thought, why don't you just have chicken and waffles?

Good idea. Guess I'll get two chickens...one for layin eggs.

Rokyudai wrote:Can our love of fetal poultry and guns lead to an egg-alitarian society?

All this talk of fetal poultry is making me hungry for balut.

Rokyudai wrote:Surely I'm scrambling for puns at this point?

It's nice to see you come out of your shell.

Allright quick egging each other on with the puns

Yet me eggsplain something to you. At first glance I was eggcited to read this post...but after 3 pages I am eggshausted!! However I will eggsamine it one last time before I say to you...
That's All Yolks!!

centexrandy wrote:Yet me eggsplain something to you. At first glance I was eggcited to read this post...but after 3 pages I am eggshausted!! However I will eggsamine it one last time before I say to you...
That's All Yolks!!

You can eat all the balut you want.....not my style.......Yuck! Fermented duck eggs!!

USA1 wrote:I remember being inspired by the Rocky movie so much that I would
drink raw eggs. . . .

Yep. I done that.
Actually, we now know that the body doesn't get much the protien out of raw eggs because it can't be broken down properly in humans. They really need to be cooked to get all the advantages out of them.

lonewolf wrote:Ya'll are killing me! I've lost 35 lbs in the last few months just by watching what/how much I eat.....Now it's time to hit Denny's for the Super Dee Dooper Grandest Slam I can find!!!!

Good job!
You can still eat eggs and be healthy. The yolk is where you find most of the bad stuff (cholesterol and such). The whites have the good stuff (like protein). You can just eat the whites, or eat egg substitutes like egg beaters, which are 99% egg white, but it's cheaper to buy whole eggs and throw away the yolks than it is to buy egg beaters. Unfortunately, the yolk makes it taste good and egg whites by themselves are kinda bland.
I take several egg whites with one whole egg (because one yolk isn't gonna to kill me and there's a limit to how much of this health stuff I can take) and scramble them with some onions, jalepenos, and bell peppers if I've got 'em. I eat it with shreded cheese on top (real cheese because there's a limit to how much of this health stuff I can take) and a little picante sauce. Sort of a breakfast burrito without the tortilla.

Now I'm hungry.