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Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:44 am
by Purplehood
Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:09 pm
by Dave2
Purplehood wrote:
Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.
And eye don't think it's that confusing, either.

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:40 pm
by sjfcontrol
Dave2 wrote:
Purplehood wrote:
Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.
And eye don't think it's that confusing, either.
Confusion is in the eye of the confused. (Confucius)

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:33 pm
by Texas_Tactical
:facepalm:

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:02 pm
by Ameer
Eye caramba!

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:08 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Eye, eye, eye! Me, me, me! That's all I ever hear around here. :mrgreen:

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:57 pm
by AJ80
Dave2 wrote:
Purplehood wrote:
Texas_Tactical wrote:this is by far the most confusing funniest thread I've ever read on here. :headscratch :lol:
Oh, eye don't know about that. Eye have seen funnier on this forum.
And eye don't think it's that confusing, either.
:iagree:
Exactly, this is a thread for discussing the ramifications of stick control and other political policies concerning pointy eye poke devices in a world full of one-eyed people.. cyclopes???
What could be less confusing than that? :idea:

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:02 am
by Beiruty
my eye just bursted. Please leave the second one alone. Move on dot org.

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:54 am
by sjfcontrol
Confused? Consider what this thread would be like if the word "eye" contained the 9th letter of the alphabet. (Eye'd mention the letter, but it would come out "eye".)
Infinite recursion!
:evil2:

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:27 am
by LikesShinyThings
AJ80 wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:How many eyes could an eye-poker poke if an eye-poker could poke eyes? :cool:
An eye poker would poke as many eyes as an eye poker could poke if an eye poker could poke eyes... hmm... just not the same without woodchucks.
A woodchuck would poke all the eyes he could poke if a woodchuck could poke eyes.

Wait a minute - does that mean we have to start poking woodchucks' eyes? Don't tell the ASPCA.

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:11 pm
by 4copas
All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:13 pm
by WildBill
4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left eye in, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:42 pm
by The Annoyed Man
WildBill wrote:
4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left in eye, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:
For the win!

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:08 pm
by sjfcontrol
Anybody see Criminal Minds, Suspect behavior last nite?
Cooper and his Red Cell team are called in by the Tucson Police Department to capture a serial killer who removes the eyes of the victims.
It was eye-ball city for a while! (Eye balls in baggies! Mmmmm Mmm!)

Re: An Eye for an Eye

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:14 pm
by 4copas
WildBill wrote:
4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left eye in, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:
The Annoyed Man wrote:
WildBill wrote:
4copas wrote:All eye pokers are hereby sentenced to the pokey - and throw away the key. :smash:
♪♪♫♫ ♪ Put your left in eye, poke your left eye out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.♪ ♫♫ ♪ :lol:
For the win!
That's it - 30 days in the hokeye pokeye for you two.