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oohrah wrote:Neutron walks into a bar, bartender says "no charge".

A sandwich walks in to a bar and the bartender says "Hey we dont serve your kind here!"

"Where ever you go... there you are!" Buckaroo Banzai

"Time is so that everything doesnt happen all at once." Buckaroo Banzai

1911 It's just like a Glock, only for men!

The family that prays together, stays together. The family that shoots together, shouldn't be messed with.

Two cannibals are eating a clown; one asks, "does this taste funny to you?"

Take my wife, please.

I told my wife I was going for a walk. She asked how long I was going to be gone? I told her, "The whole time".

These are great keep em coming.

The only issue is, people like myself, TAM, and several others, have a difficult time just writing one line.

Transposed musician jokes:

How do you get a progressive (or drummer) off your pourch? Pay for the pizza.
What do you call a progressive in a suit? defendant.
what do you call a progressive that just lost his girl frieind? homeless.

what do you toss to a drowning guitar player? his amp.

Self-adjusting brakes, don't.....

How do you leave an Aggie in suspense........

As the veterinarian gives his dog a shot the owner asks, "Will it hurt?" Vet says, " I won't feel a thing."
Not really all that funny I know, but my dad was a vet and I heard that line many times!

Humphrey: The name of a camel with no humps.

If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career.