Not since I started teaching first aid courses in the 60s.
[quote="Flatland2D] Have you called a tissue a Kleenex when the brand you used was not made by them?[/quote]
Not in a very long time, I make it a point to call them tissues.
[quote="Flatland2D]Have you eaten store brand gelatin but called it Jell-O anyway? [/quote]
Besides the fact that I am not allowed to eat gelatin based foods, I maintain an awareness of the differences between brand names and generics and try assiduously to differentiate between them.
[quote="Flatland2D]I'm going to guess you have at some point used incorrect terminology on one or all three of those examples. Oh my gosh, let's all point and laugh at Jim for calling something it technically isn't! (hint: read with extreme sarcasm)

That would be a poor guess on your part, and when did anyone point and laugh at you? You were gently corrected, but instead of accepting the correction you insisted that you and only you were right, leading to further attempts to convince you of the error of your ways. If anyone has made fun of you, it has been you.
[quote="Flatland2D]As for the laser beam, just make it a point to shine it in their eyes. Problem solved. [/quote]
So, according to your example, where you were going to shine the laser on them while they were quite possibly not facing you (you already fired your warning shot in your scenario) what would you do to get it in their eyes, run around in front of them? And if you were just shining the laser on them while they were doing whatever they were doing, you still probably have to move to get the laser in their eyes.
[quote="Flatland2D]A laser has a greater intimidation factor thanks to R-rated movies than its usefulness in my opinion. [/quote]
Another of your pronouncements that I disagree with. People seem to have gotten the idea that lasers are some sort of magic aiming device that guarantees pinpoint accuracy, kind of like scopes and red dot sights, and they probably got that idea from those same R rated movies that feature a motionless laser dot on target, from a gun hundreds of yards away - it just ain't going to happen that way in real life. Even at relatively short distances in very steady hands that laser dot bobs and weaves like a boxer faced with an opponent with twelve hands on the end of each arm.
Actually I have a laser because my wife thought it might make a neat gift, and I can shoot better with them, but I still have to do my part, which includes timing the swing.
[quote="Flatland2D]I know it wasn't a huge point, but I had to call you on that.[/quote]
actually the one who seems to be gitting called on points is you.
[quote="Flatland2D]I don't think anyone took me seriously in the sense of a true AK-47, and I wasn't trying to fool anyone. If you can't agree to that much, than I don't think I have anything else to say here.[/quote]
You were the one that said it was an AK-47, and a serious question was asked in return. We don't know you, have no reason to suspect that you might not have one, have no reason to expect you to be using some term that you have declared generic, and maybe, just maybe, we would be interested in finding out where you got it so we could get one too. We're sorry to see you leave after such a short time here, with a little training you could make contributions.
[quote="Flatland2D]Now everyone please excuse me while I go xerox my CHL application before sending it in. Oops, silly me, I meant to say "photo copy"!!!



Of course, if you're sure it's a photocopier, and not a xerographic copier or an electrostatic copier.